Worst Joke Ever 2025

tifino · August 13, 2020

it is great when Reality gets a leg up, a one over the draconian anti-everything fantasists...

Current new Aussie advert of whats a beer that is not a beer

why drink it, when you can wear it!

VB Thirst - Perfume

fangless · August 13, 2020

1 minute ago, tifino said:

it is great when Reality gets a leg up, a one over the draconian anti-everything fantasists...

Current new Aussie advert of whats a beer that is not a beer

why drink it, when you can wear it!

VB Thirst - Perfume

Why would the Ozie's need a beer perfume anyway? I thought they all stank like a brewery.

roo860 · August 13, 2020

Wj

tifino · August 13, 2020

6 hours ago, WorriedNoodle said:

I'd Vote for 'Harris Coffee Picker' labelling...

tifino · August 13, 2020

52 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Wj

and if it was an AWD bike, like mine - that'd be called the Transfurr Case (yes I do have an AWD bike ???? )

Crossy · August 13, 2020

A friendly reminder to all that even in the Jokes section profanities / thinly disguised profanities are not permitted.

Such posts will be removed without notice.

farang51 · August 13, 2020

1 hour ago, roo860 said:

Wj

You do realize that it is a Thai in the photo? The seat colour is not important as you cannot see it. Here is a photo of the seat:

faraday · August 13, 2020

2 hours ago, Crossy said:

Mine was called the Best Universal Grit Grime and Effluent Remover - same slogan different <deleted> ????

Thanks to Shep Wooley a long time ago https://www.facebook.com/people/Shep-Woolley/100013391821871

Well I'm blowed!

I thought HHH was written by Fred Wedlock: I wuz wrong!

Anyway, a verse from there:

"You can stick it down the toilet You can bung it on the walls
It comes in half pint cannisters For spraying on your bannisters"

Crossy · August 13, 2020

There really is no such thing as a new joke in this world.

Seth1a2a · August 13, 2020

If a tree falls in love in a forest, does it really make a sound ?

Daffy D · August 13, 2020

A couple of mates meet in the street.

First mate says, Hi! mate how's the wife?

Second mate replies, OH! I left her bed smoking

First mate, You're lucky mine never gets that hot.

Boom! Boom!

fangless · August 13, 2020

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

There really is no such thing as a new joke in this world.

A TV Moderator walked into a Pattaya Bar and was barred.

I'll get my hat and coat and bar myself.

fangless · August 13, 2020

2 hours ago, farang51 said:

You do realize that it is a Thai in the photo? The seat colour is not important as you cannot see it.

Could it per chance be a "confused" young man on the way to the hospital to get realigned? Sorry I mean to get his/her bike realigned?

fangless · August 13, 2020

34 minutes ago, Seth1a2a said:

If a tree falls in love in a forest, does it really make a sound ?

I think you are barking (mad) up the wrong tree!

roo860 · August 13, 2020

3 hours ago, farang51 said:

You do realize that it is a Thai in the photo? The seat colour is not important as you cannot see it. Here is a photo of the seat:

Did you sniff it? ????????????

tifino · August 13, 2020

4 minutes ago, roo860 said:

3 hours ago, farang51 said:

You do realize that it is a Thai in the photo? The seat colour is not important as you cannot see it. Here is a photo of the seat:

Did you sniff it? ????????????