Worst Joke Ever 2025

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In business news, Apple have just announced that although their profits are down, their turnover is still good.

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Just got a taxi to the launderette. Cost me 1,000 baht.

I feel like I've been taken to the cleaners.

[sanuk711]

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I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled bay this morning and thought to myself,

"I wonder what his handicap is?"

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I collect old children's toys. If anybody has got any unwanted Toy Story characters,

feel free to give me a Buzz!

[sanuk711]

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My wife is rapidly losing patience with my premature ejaculation problem.

At first she took it on the chin, but now it gets on her tits.

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My son's school just called and said my son has swallowed his phone and it's got stuck in his throat...

I'm gonna ring his neck!

[sanuk711]

     I even didn't know

[ravip]

16 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

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[VocalNeal]

35 minutes ago, sanuk711 said:

     I even didn't know

 

I'm always up for a bit of pulchritude. But this a stretching it a bit too far?

[Crossy]

[Hamus Yaigh]

I spotted Ronnie O’Sullivan at the garden centre yesterday.

I think he was eyeing up a plant...

[Hamus Yaigh]

[Hamus Yaigh]

[WorriedNoodle]

#Fathers Day dad joke winners.

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[owl sees all]

The Kiwi and Aussie were riding down the track when they saw a sheep with its head stuck in a fence.

Naturally, the Kiwi bloke jumped off his horse, pulls down his pants and goes to town having sex with the poor sheep.

Upon finishing he looks over at his Aussie mate; "Your turn brov. Don't want to waste the moment. The Aussie jumps quickly off his horse, removes his pants, bends down, and sticks his head in the fence.

[tomazbodner]

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[fangless]

If a Wizard uses magic to hold up a camera and take a picture of himself, is that a Spellfie?
 

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Did you hear that the Devil is going bald?

Yeah, there’s gonna be hell toupee.

[fangless]

What language do bridges speak?

Span-ish

[fangless]

How do you measure the quality of my puns?

With a  sighsmograph!

[sanuk711]

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