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There are only two industries that call their customers “users" and both offer the first fix for free because that causes addiction.

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"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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The man who invented the word search has died his funeral is...
T T I S P V G K M P
H J G U O N Q U X
N M O N D A Y S Z
B A T K T E N O P G

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2 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

If anyone wants to sponsor me,
I'm doing a 0.0000005K run to raise awareness for laziness.

Put me down for it sometime next year if you can be bothered and get round to it but of course I don't expect you to go the extra mile on my behalf!

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5 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

If you're the sort who would take part in a march for a good cause,

then you're not the kind of person we want in the apathy association.

Sorry.  I was going to click the like button but I just couldn't be bothered.

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7 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

The man who invented the word search has died his funeral is...
T T I S P V G K M P
H J G U O N Q U X
N M O N D A Y S Z
B A T K T E N O P G

AWHATF
TIMEAND
PLACEFF

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12 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Roman numerals?
Not on my watch.

Must just face it yet another dated but timely joke!

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