Worst Joke Ever 2025

[ravip]

What’s the difference between a casual dress party and an orgy with pirates?

 

One, you come as you are, and the other, you “arrr” as you cum!

[ravip]

I'm sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice. .
My gondolences

[ravip]

I asked my new girlfriend when her birthday was..
She said March 1st,

So i walked round the room and asked her again...

[ravip]

The police chief asked, "Do you have any leads or suspects for the murder case?"

The officer responded, "I'd like to interview the bartender wearing high heels and a leopard print dress."
The chief frowned and said... "Please, just wear your police uniform."

[Yellowtail]

Why does time pass so quickly in Italy?

Every time you turn around another dago’s by.

[fasteddie]

[chickenslegs]

[chickenslegs]

My roommates suspect I’m stealing their kitchen utensils.

But that’s a whisk i’m willing to take.

 

I recently took a pole.

I found out that 100% of campers were angry when their tent collapsed.

 

I thought that removing the shell from my racing snail would make it go faster, but it just got more sluggish.

[fangless]

8 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

I thought that removing the shell from my racing snail would make it go faster, but it just got more sluggish.

You really should shell out and re-house the poor thing!

[fangless]

8 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

I recently took a pole.

I found out that 100% of campers were angry when their tent collapsed.

I  bet they have you well pegged as a camp buffoon now!

[fangless]

8 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

My roommates suspect I’m stealing their kitchen utensils.

But that’s a whisk i’m willing to take.

If they catch you I am sure they won't just tell you to fork off they will probably make a meal of you and cook your goose!

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