A Chinese kid asks his father: "Dad, why do they say all Chinese people look alike?"

He replies: "I am not your dad"

Few people know that Albert Einstein had a brother who was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts.

His name was Frank.

A bad workman always blames his fools… Tools, I meant tools.

Stupid keyboard…

I phoned up a hotel and the receptionist said "hello, best western?".

I said "Unforgiven with Clint Eastwood".

"I'm going out to scrape the car," my wife said one icy morning.

"Against what?" I replied.

I'm not saying people in my area have bad teeth, but one woman just smiled in Tesco and the barcode scanner picked it up as a set of saucepans.

4 hours ago, Zyxel said:

I think I might nose the answer if you give me an inscentive!