Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He’s all right now, but there doesn't seem to be much left of him.

If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it probably needs more time in the oven.

A suicidal guy jumped off a bridge in Paris.

He was in Seine.

Motorist: Quite happy to drive their mother-in-law around while she is sat on top of a tank of flammable liquid. Or strap their children to a seat on top of a tank of flammable liquid.