October 27, 20196 yr On 10/17/2019 at 3:05 AM, ballpoint said: For my next trick, I will eat a musical instrument in a bread bap. Drum roll please. For those who are not from Salford he means a bread roll.
October 27, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said: Ahh, mystery revealed !! And 40 days later.......
October 27, 20196 yr 21 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said: Yes !! Just pure laziness !! Yes I agree - see Post 3755!
October 27, 20196 yr 6 hours ago, sunnyboy2018 said: For those who are not from Salford he means a bread roll. It was even stale back then!
October 27, 20196 yr Popular Post A French Admiral is staring off the deck of his battleship at the approaching enemy on the horizon. "Fetch my red shirt," the admiral says to his first officer. "If I'm wounded in battle, I don't want the men to see I'm bleeding. It will kill morale." "But sir," says the first officer, "there is a fleet of fifteen Royal navy ships coming right for us and we only have thirty warships ships with us." "Oh," the admiral sighs. "Well, in that case go grab my brown trousers as well."
October 27, 20196 yr Popular Post A BELL RINGER - (OUT) OF SORTS The local church puts an ad in the newspaper for a person to ring the bell in the belfry on Sunday mornings. No one applies for the position except for an old man with no arms. The verger isn't sure he can handle the job, but the man climbs the tower and rings the bell using just his head, so he gets the job on atrial basis. On his first Sunday on the job, the man gets a little too excited and hits the bell a little too hard with his forehead. He falls from the belfry and lands dead on the church steps. Two parishioners late for services rush past him. "Who was that guy?" the wife asks her husband as they enter the church. "I'm not sure," the husband replies, "but his face sure does ring a bell." "He's a dead ringer for that hunchback guy from France!"
October 27, 20196 yr Popular Post Yes I agree - see Post 3755!Of course with a thread of this size plus most of us are getting on a bit there are bound to be some similar posts.Also our memories are not what they used to be so.......so.......er........er........ what was the question again ??
October 28, 20196 yr You're watching the Rugby World Cup/F1/Football/Moto GP/Hockey/Baseball/UK Parliament Live (Brexit debate) etcetera ...
October 29, 20196 yr I remember how much things changed when my last girlfriend got pregnant. Like my name, address and telephone number. Edited October 29, 20196 yr by ballpoint
October 29, 20196 yr This photo is causing people to have nightmares !! Looks like a nice little dog............with a HUMAN face !!! ????????????
October 29, 20196 yr Popular Post 3 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said: The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by a hostile Indian War Party. The Indian Chief proclaimed, "So, YOU are the great Lone Ranger... In honour of the Buffalo Hunt, YOU will be sacrificed in three days." "Before we kill you, I grant you three requests. What is your FIRST request?' The Lone Ranger said, "I'd like to speak to my faithful companion, Tonto." The Chief nodded “yes” and Tonto was brought before the Lone Ranger who whispered in Tonto's ear. Tonto rode away. Later that evening, Tonto returned with a beautiful blonde woman. The blonde entered the Lone Ranger's tent and spent the night. The next morning the Indian Chief asked, "What is your SECOND request?" The Lone Ranger again asked to speak to Tonto. Tonto was brought to him and the Lone Ranger again whispered in his ear. As before, Tonto rode off and disappeared over the horizon. Later that evening Tonto returned - this time with a gorgeous, well endowed brunette. She entered the Lone Ranger's tent and spent the night. The following morning the Indian Chief said: "We will kill you tomorow. What is your LAST request?" The Lone Ranger responded, "I'd like to speak to my faithful companion, Tonto - alone." The Chief agreed, and Tonto was brought to The Lone Ranger's tent. Once they were alone, The Lone Ranger grabbed Tonto by the throat, looked him square in the eye and said ... "Listen Very Carefully! FOR...THE...LAST...TIME... "BRING POSSE!"
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