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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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13 minutes ago, Neeranam said:

saying what?

What does schwarzenegger always say in his movie, I’ll be …..?

 

and that change that to the name of a Composer.

 

(No fun explaining jokes)

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33 minutes ago, Neeranam said:

saying what?

Well if Arnie won’t say it,  I will… 

 

I’ll be Bach… 

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johann_Sebastian_Bach

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26 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Redneck jump leads

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Whatever works in a pinch.  

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But that doesn't matter right now!!

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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1 hour ago, Crossy said:

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But that doesn't matter right now!!

Surely you can't be serious?

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5 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Surely you can't be serious?

 

Don't call me Shirley!!

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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4 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

Don't call me Shirley!!

 

 

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I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention dressed as a doctor.

 

The security guard suspected that I wasn't the Real McCoy.

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I asked my friend when his birthday was.
He said March 1st.

 

I stood up, walked around the room, and asked again.

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Boris has pulled out for the first time in his life.

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