My neighbour has been acting strange lately, and today he sprinkled cornflour on to his allotment.

The plot thickens.

I bought a private registration - BAA BAA

It’s for my black Jeep.

As I get older I find that I only need 3 shops. Vision Express, Boots and Greggs. 

Specs and drugs and sausage roll…

Breaking News.

Evidence shows Liz Truss's phone was hacked when she was PM.

"Don't worry", says MI5, "no intelligence would have been found on it".

For any connoisseurs of Viz comic.

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Singles wel come.