On 5/5/2023 at 4:27 PM, ballpoint said:

There is a fine line between a fisherman and a fish.

I hate to make a barbed comment but you've got me hooked as I always thought there was a rod in there somewhere!

On 5/5/2023 at 4:27 PM, ravip said:

“I'm not sure “ replies Jonny ,”I overheard my big sister once , she was telling her friend that whenever she got a prick in her hand then she would put it in cider".

And I thought that all sisters did all the time was to mouth off at their brothers!

 

I obviously come from a different type of family as we could not afford cider in a cereal bowl.

Scrumpy in a chipped mug was our treat if we avoided the gardener! 

9 hours ago, roo860 said:

At least it gets a message to you and others and shows how deep is their love for others!

6 hours ago, ballpoint said:

So you obviously never went back then, did you?

 

Ps;  I don't mean it it!  ????

6 hours ago, ballpoint said:

At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position.

The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.

 

The drunk tried it and said,

“It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.”

"That's correct", said the boss. Another glass...

“This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for the finest results.”

"Correct."

 

A third glass...

"It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' the drunk said calmly.

The director was astonished.

He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something. She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine.

The alcoholic tried it.

 

"It's a blond, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job I'll name the father."

53 minutes ago, dcsw53 said:

If she used to be in the same room as someone showing them her genitals has she/he not caught up with the Trans naming systems yet although at her/his/their age ir may have been some time since the sex change!?

55 minutes ago, dcsw53 said:

Do you think she might let me get up close and smell and touch them to see if they might be Durians?

I don't want her to upset any strangers after all!

Just been sent this by an ex-SAS mate: it’s the Iranian Embassy veterans reunion cruise

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3 hours ago, roo860 said:

Just been sent this by an ex-SAS mate: it’s the Iranian Embassy veterans reunion cruise

And that is just the Pattaya branch of those who say that they actually took part in the storming of the Embassy in London!