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'tis funny... but I think they might be serious?

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Karl Marx only ever drank herbal tea. As he often said, "Proper tea is theft."

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This takes me back !!

Do you think that's wise, sir?

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Do you think that's wise, sir?

Had to be done I’m afraid .

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To all you gym rats out there:

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iran agents infiltrate UK by rubber boats
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https://www.gbnews.com/news/migrant-crisis-iran-small-boats-channel-infiltrate-britain-agents Iran has been exploiting Britain's small boats crisis to send agents and operatives into the country, it has been revealed. British authorities are understood to have intercepted several Tehran-linked operatives attempting to enter the UK via small boats crossing the English Channel, according to The Telegraph. People-smuggling gangs operating across Europe told the newspaper that the Iranian regime ha
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Mosque attacks in Britain hit alarming levels, says Muslim Trust Mosques across Britain are being targeted at an average rate of one attack every five days, according to new figures released by the British Muslim Trust, which has warned that anti-Muslim hostility is becoming increasingly widespread. The organisation recorded more than 70 attacks on mosques over the past year, ranging from vandalism and property damage to intimidation, harassment, online abuse and violent incidents. Major citie
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Most of the people arrested at the Henry Nowak Protest in Southampton had been previously reported to police for domestic violence. A bunch of wife beaters, perhaps stoked up on that beer with a reputation for domestic violence Stella Artois. “Data released by Hampshire police under freedom of information laws shows that 22 of 37 people (59%) detained in Southamptonafter Vickrum Digwa was jailed for life have been reported for crimes associated with intimate partner violence.” https://www.t
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Minister Andy Burnham is prepared to back tougher welfare rules for young people as Labour looks to rein in the soaring benefits bill and drive more people into work, according to close ally Lord Blunkett. The intervention comes ahead of a major review into youth unemployment expected to recommend sweeping changes to support for 16 to 24-year-olds, including stricter work-related conditions and possible limits on benefit entitlement. Lord Blunkett Pressure builds for reform Lord Blunkett, a
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Disclaimer: I lived in the US for over ten years. I am Saudi Arabian and have travelled to Asia, the majority of Western Europe (UK, NL, PL, FR, ES.. etc). I can’t help but notice that I find it pleasant running into Americans because it’s next to impossible not to bond in less than 3 minutes. This doesn’t mean other cultures are bad or unwelcoming, but it is always consistently Americans that are always open to help, small-talk, joke around even when abroad. As an extrovert, I find that extreme
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The week from Sunday 26 -31 July...how many holidays?
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The week from Sunday 26 -31 July...how many holidays?

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And which are no alcohol days?
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My wife teaches ten hours, seven days online. We don't need fast, we need reliable. SpeedTest ranks 500+ down, 250+ up. Still mole asses. Provider (NT) show up and gave up a bigger fancier router. Anybody thinks it's Zoom? Or is it my wife's 2019 MacBook Air?
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