A love message...

 

Question time...

 

Guy fishing hooks a salmon and when he lands it the salmon says that hook really hurts, take it out please. The guy is shocked but takes the hook out. Salmon says thanks, now put me back please. Guy says I didn't know salmon could speak and they end up talking for a minute before he puts it back.

A few years later, same guy, same river, lands a salmon. Salmon looks at him and says 'you, again'.

This time they have a chat and the salmon tells him his nickname is 'rusty' ( from the old hook scar )

He tell the guy about his travels including seeing the Titanic and his urge to write poems.

When he finishes the book of poems he thinks he'll title it The Titanic verses by Salmon Rusty.

Couldn’t believe the fortune teller who read my palm then just burst out laughing ! Totally unprofessional and humiliating ! I didn’t know whether to just get up and run away or beat her up. In the end I just slapped her and walked out. I think I struck a happy medium .

Edited June 16, 20206 yr by Nigel Garvie

Even superheroes have to retire sometime !!

 

 

Edited June 16, 20206 yr by Davo369

What a balls up !! ????

Someone will get the sack over this !! ????‍♂️
 

 

Edited June 16, 20206 yr by Andrew Dwyer

Remember that time Neil Armstrong tried  his hand at diy ??

 

 

“ that’s one small step for man “

 

No it isn’t Neil !!

Hold the special sauce !!

 

This should attract plenty of visitors !!

 

No comment !!

 

Heineken anyone?

 

Yep, a Hop Operation..