Dogs and cats , you either love ‘em or want to kill ‘em !!

 

 

 

 

 

I broke a tooth today so went to my dentist.  

"That'll have to come out right away" she said, and proceeded to put a syringe onto the tray.

"No.  No needles." I said.

"Okay.  I don't like it, but we'll have to use gas then", she said, and got a mask out of the cupboard.

"No.  I can't stand anything held over my face.

"God", she groaned. "How about pills?  Any objection to them?"

"No".

"Good" she replied, handing me a Viagra.

"Viagra???  What good will this do?"

"It'll give you something to hang onto while I pull your tooth out".

Some new social distancing guidelines just out !!

 

Not Thailand...... but should be !!

 

There’s “ snout “ wrong with this idea !!

 

How I wish I had one of these, and not when I was a kid, I mean now !!

 

Yup!!

 

On 6/2/2020 at 7:47 PM, vogie said:

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy!

Easy choice..

Edited June 12, 20206 yr by WorriedNoodle

Old people, you can’t beat ‘em....... more’s the pity !!

 

( it’s a joke ..... Peter Kay )

 

On ‎2‎/‎10‎/‎2020 at 6:51 AM, scottiejohn said:

That's grass market in Edinburgh 555

 

 

6 hours ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

I snickered at that one.

 

 

Edited June 12, 20206 yr by chickenslegs
Edit to add: I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.

I’ve accused my wife of putting glue on my antique weapon collection !

 

She has denied it of course, but i’m sticking to my guns !!