Overnight, India escalated its current dispute with Pakistan by dropping 10,000 onion bhajis and 5,000 samosas, and warned that’s just for starters.

I once asked a girl for a date and she said I had a face like the back of a boat.
I didn't reply, but I did give her a stern look.

My grandfather died peacefully in his sleep.

However, the passengers in his bus were all screaming.

3 minutes ago, oxo1947 said:

For the suckers....

1 hour ago, oxo1947 said:

 

£1.95 for pride Vaseline?  .

They can shove it up their ar5e!