16 hours ago, ravip said:

Is that why it's known as The Eye-full tower?

I'll get me coat 🤫

A large woman wearing a sleeveless sundress walks into a pub in Dublin. She raises her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit. She points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks,

"What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

The bar goes silent as the patrons try to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an old, owl-eyed drunk slams his hand down on the counter and bellows, "Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. She turns to the patrons and again points around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asks,

"What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the same little old drunk slaps his money down on the bar and says, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approaches the little old drunk and says, "Tell me, Paddy, it's your own darn business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why in tarnation do you keep calling her the ballerina?"

The drunk replies, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"

The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

Shout out to people who don't know what the opposite

of in is!

· A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

Did you hear about the man who lost his left side? He's

all right now.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

I made a pun about the wind, but it blows.

I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients.

· Pun of the day is very important. As seven days with u)

a pun makes one weak.

• My friends say I'm getting fatter. In my defence I've hau

a lot on my plate recently.

• Can February March? No, but April May.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

White supremacists use the Bible to justify their racism.

Problem is, there are no white

people in the Bible.😂