Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

A beautiful, statuesque young lady got into a metro train compartment where three men were seated.

They were staring at her.

She said if they gave one dollar each she would show her legs. Immediately three dollars fell onto her lap.

She lifted her dress to her knees. Indeed the legs were nice.

Then she said "Five dollars each, I would show my thighs".

Came fifteen dollars and she lifted her dress high up till her panties. Very beautiful, smooth and shapely thighs.

Then the bomb came.

"Thirty dollars each, I will show you where my Gynecologist checks me".

Salivating, three men gave thirty dollars each.

A station was nearing and the train slowed down. Pointing out of the window, she showed the hospital next to the station.

"This is where my Gynecologist checks me," she said, and got off the train.

Lesson: Invest wisely.

An 85-year-old man had to take a sperm count for his physical exam.

The doctor gave him a jar and said, "Take this home and bring back a sample tomorrow." The next day the man returned to the office and handed him the jar, which was as clean and empty as the day before.

The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained,

"Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then my left, still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left—nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then the teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too—first with both hands, then an armpit, she even tried squeezin' it between her knees—but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open!"

On 3/27/2026 at 4:53 PM, ballpoint said:

Absolutely! Agree 100%