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Lammy urges PM to delay any announcement until after the Cabinet meeting so he can have a few goes at the buffet breakfast.

Great news day 🤔

The Infamous Fridge Incident

Three men were on their way to Heaven, but God said He would only let in the one who had the worst death.

The first man said:
“Well, I was heading home to my apartment because I suspected my wife was cheating on me.

When I got to my place on the third floor, my wife was in the shower, but I saw a guy hanging from the window ledge.

I stepped on his fingers, but he wouldn’t let go. So I grabbed a hammer and smashed his fingers until he fell.

But he still didn’t die — he landed in some bushes! So I dragged the refrigerator over and threw it down on him. I was so shocked by what I’d done, I had a heart attack and died.”

The second man said:
“I was climbing down from my apartment on the fourth floor when I tripped and ended up hanging from a window ledge.

Suddenly, this guy comes over and starts stepping on my fingers for no reason! I held on as long as I could, but then he smashed my fingers with a hammer.

I fell but survived by landing in the bushes. Just when I thought I was safe, a refrigerator came flying down and crushed me.”

The third man said:
“Imagine how you’d feel if you were hiding inside a refrigerator because you were having an affair with some guy’s wife — and then he throws the fridge out the window trying to kill an innocent guy!”

Off topic post removed, this is a joke forum not a political opinion forum

Police in Manchester are looking for a drag queen who stole from a clothes shop.

He's described as a local man with a Wigan address.

MUM: Let’s call him Ian

DAD: I prefer Greg

MUM: Ian

DAD: Greg

MUM: Give me an I! Give me an A! Give me an N! Ian!

DAD: Greg, Greg, Greg! Oi, oi, oi!

MUM: What do we want? Ian! When do we want it? Now!

DAD: Let’s go Greggg! Let’s go! Let’s go Greggg! Let’s go!

(Gregorian chants)