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Many a true word...... 😉

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How come all I can see on YouTube is the radio version, where did you manage to download this, I would love more of these

They pop up on my Facebore feed.

I think they actually film them all for "training purposes" hence the dicey camera angles.

Try https://www.facebook.com/search/top/?q=I%27m%20sorry%20i%20haven%27t%20a%20clue and you should find some.

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I'm in Jomtien, does anyone know a local place where I can get a certified / notarised copy of my passport and how much ?
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Wingate · Wednesday at 06:26 AM1 day

The clown lives in a world of pure fantasy. He posted himself as Jesus healing the sick. He posted himself as Atlas, holding up the world on his flabby, undefined shoulders. Now he is posting himself as a 4 star general, wearing what looks to be a Congressional Medal of Honor, standing with Generals Patton and MacArthur. In truth, he's a bone spurs coward. That's it. He also posted casualty figures of various wars in which the US fought, championing himself as having lost fewer US soldiers
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This Is What Hillary Meant
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BLMFem · 20 hours ago20 hr

So remember Hillary Clinton calling MAGA deplorables? This is a great example of what she meant. At a Trump rally in Las Vegas the crowd booed after Nevada Gov. Joe Lombardo mentioned Officer Austin Abdelnabi, a LV police officer just killed in the line of duty. Why did the boo? Well, who knows what goes on in the MAGA minds, but it's safe to assume that the name Abdelnabi sounded "foreign" and scary to to them. Trash.
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Trump's losses keep mounting
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it all all about the bragging and doing this and that putting his name on anything and everything until some judges start to uphold the law and challenge his decisions, this is just the beginning the outcome will be his impeachment and removal... The Kennedy Center back to it's original name Trump Loses It After Judge Rules He Can't Slap His Name On Kennedy Center https://au.yahoo.com/news/trump-loses-judge-rules-cant-224831687.html “Unless I am free to do what I do better than anyone else, br
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Recent migrant issue in Spain could be a catalyst for the EU crumbling, according to this guy. Because once these illegals get citizenship in Spain, they can move to any other EU country. And there may be backlash from other EU countries. There already is some backlash. Meloni has suspended the Shengen free movement with Spain. This guy is predicting the EU may crumble because of this crisis. Then each country would be free to create their own immigration policies and not be dictated by E
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Lol! Trump is a coward! 😂
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My daughters have way better taste in men!
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The youth of US have been living under a dark shadow for a long time now. I really hope this disease isn't making its way over here.
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Do you believe in the Scientific Method? And, why?

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Dear Folks, Some do, and some do not, believe in the Scientific Method. What is your opinion? If the world were run, politically and otherwise, based on the Scientific Method, would life not be far more pleasant for the Common Man, not to mention the LaoBaiXing? How might adherence to the Scientific Method improve governance, at all levels? Or, what about Witch Dunking? Which would you prefer, in a perfect world? Best regards, Gamma NOTE: How might the Scientific Method be applied in go
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Dear Folks, Here in Thailand, I would be very surprised if our primary needs are not being met, fully, and satisfactorily, at minimal cost, compared to some people living elsewhere. Therefore, we do not need to be overly concerned about not having our primary needs met, as Farang living here. However, I ask you: Are your secondary needs being met, while living here, fully and completely? Also, what do we mean by Primary Needs and Secondary Needs….and do you know? If you do not know, then w
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Dear Folks, As I recall it, I purchased a few pairs of CK-Jeans, back in the day, maybe around 1990, or before. The great thing about these jeans is that they hugged my legs, and emphasized my high points, A-LA one of my favorite singers, Seger.....and you know the song.... For some reason, I never discarded my CK jeans, probably in the hopes that I would fit into them….sometime in the future, through sheer optimism. The cotton quality was excellent, and good material is important to me.
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