11 hours ago, tomazbodner said:

I prefer the "scissors" band as they beat everyone hands down!

A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree complains. "I'm a talking tree!"

The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."

Had to throw out my carbon monoxide detector tonight.
All that beeping was giving me a headache and making me dizzy.

15 hours ago, jvs said:

Yes sure makes you think but don't think too hard,everyone who lived in 1798 has died.

No, some were killed.

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