8 hours ago, roo860 said:

you did sing it!

 

Wombling Free

Fun fact of the day...
While Alan Turing was cracking codes in WW2, his sister Kay was providing drinks, snacks and sandwiches for him and his colleagues.

Four old Catholic men, and an old Catholic woman were having coffee, in St. Peter’s Square.

One of the men said “My son is a priest; when he comes into a room, the men all call him ‘Father.’”

Another man said “My son is a Bishop; when he enters a room, the men call him ‘your Grace.’”

The 3rd man said “My son is a Cardinal; when he walks into a room, the men call him ‘your Eminence.’”

The final man proudly said “My son is the Pope" (he was a very old man); "when he comes into a room, men call him “your Holiness.’”

They looked at the woman, who slowly gave them a small smile. She said “My daughter is 26 years old, stands 5’8” tall, weighs 120 lbs, and has measurements of 38, 23, 36. When she walks into a room, all the men say ‘Jesus!’”

I phoned the local radio station today. The presenter answered and said,
"Congratulations on being our first caller, all you have to do is answer the following question correctly, to win our grand prize."
"That's fantastic!" I shouted in delight.
"Feel confident?" he asked. "It's a maths question."
"Well, I've got a degree in maths and teach it at my local school," I proudly replied.
"Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 front row seats to a Justin Bieber concert and to meet him back stage what is 2+2?"
"7" I replied.

2 hours ago, VocalNeal said:

Wombling Free

Don't forget Great Uncle Bulgaria.