On 12/19/2018 at 8:42 AM, smutcakes said:

Can you not just buy clothes that fit?

Fit or not, if you have a bit of a belly the pants tend to slide south.

15 hours ago, poohy said:

Oh god he means braces why dont Americans speak English

 

stoopid brit...these are braces, as in the metal mouth variety but the british vocabulary isn't as flexible as suspenders (both literatively and figuratively), unfortunately...

 

 

 

 

 

in the crime writer James Elroy novels the corrupt LA cops find that some low life has got the goods on them and they say ' let's go out and brace him...' short for 'embrace' perhaps? or if with multiple occurrences a series of 'braces'...

 

isn't american english wonderful?...only if yer english vocabulary is as flexible as yer suspenders holding yer trousers up...I wore my camouflage braces with my clean chinos to the IO for my new extension the other day and the camouflage pattern I'm sure confused the officer to my advantage...

 

 

And don't forget the etiquette :

belt

or

suspenders/braces; 

never together.

3 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

Got any more of that left to smoke cowboy?

Eh?

On 12/17/2018 at 5:08 PM, marcusarelus said:

This is more what I look like.

 

We call them BRACES. Hence the English saying for having a back-up plan..........BELT & BRACES.

On 12/19/2018 at 9:24 AM, Nyezhov said:

Sure is. When your ass has taken a hike to your belly, which dangles over your johnson like a engorged durian, so that you look like a beach ball on toothpics, and you measurment is 54 around your navel and 36 below, well than guess what, you will spend your days hiking up your pants because of that thing called gravity.

 

See how easy it is to tie a string around an orange.

See mate,your drifting again toward food in your post albeit fruit,maybe cut out the pringles and condensed milk and you won't need a tent.

Shame due to the climate very few if any Thai women wear stockings and suspenders,outside of the bar scene i mean, i always remember a  few girlfriends back in the uk wearing them,one in particular,often would make out her skirt was riding up when we were out showing them off,ah stuff of dreams.

I started wearing braces at work about a year ago and wish I'd started sooner.  Very comfortable when carrying a two way radio,  phone,  keys, tool belt etc. 

I get mine from eBay. 

6 hours ago, marko kok prong said:

See mate,your drifting again toward food in your post albeit fruit,maybe cut out the pringles and condensed milk and you won't need a tent.

????

 

Talked about johnson too dint I ????