13 hours ago, Phuketshrew said:

Just as well she woke up first and did a runner. Imagine the shock of waking up next to that. ????

Yep, definitely arm chewing material there.

 

1 hour ago, Moti24 said:

Sixty four doesn't do anything for me.

 

Now, 69! I can live with that!

With her ?????

 

When he gets his cross back the first thing he needs to do is go and sell it, then purchase a decent amulet so as he can warn off this type of evil.

13 hours ago, BritManToo said:

He took her to his room because she reminded him of his British wife.

C'mon, we've all done that.

ha ha

56 ...WOW HE LOOKS 156.........

15 hours ago, lanng khao said:

He deserves to be robbed for rattling that!..

Maybe she has no teeth.  Consider the possibilities....

(with the lights out, cor!)

 

 

Stole 10 pounds, cashed it into baht, shared with a friend and then traveled to Bangkok (?bus fare) - oh really!! More likely the 1000 pounds.

Maybe she has no teeth.  Consider the possibilities....
(with the lights out, cor!)
 
 

By the time she took her teeth out, her wig off, her glasses off, there would be more of her on the bedside table than what was in the bed..

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15 hours ago, lanng khao said:

He deserves to be robbed for rattling that!..

And the winner is lanng khao for the best post of the day!

No way he is 56 years old. Maybe 76.

On the other hand, the granny and her friend probably figured he would not report the theft because he would have to admit to doing the nasty with them. Can't blame her for playing the odds.

1 hour ago, malt25 said:

With her ?????

 

A paper bag over the head does wonders when you've had a few beers.

She looks like my mother-in-law!!!????

 

 

Are his eyes painted on.

Ha Ha yea ,After a few drinks they All look like Stunners, just make sure that one doesn't wake up beside it, leave it before one goes to sleep.  ????

17 hours ago, lanng khao said:

He deserves to be robbed for rattling that!..

Slapped then robbed!

in the source article, on the photograph with the ID cards, there is one ID of a mrs. and another one of a mr.

am confused now;
about the,  obviously I guess younger, other lady. 
 was she somewhat a lady or somewhat younger or what?

or is it careless reporting ... ?

12 hours ago, KittenKong said:

Amazing really that a Les Dawson lookalike can earn a living as a hooker in Thailand.

 

 

A stroll down Beach Rd in the evening will confirm that.

17 hours ago, Emmess said:

64, looks like a granny. Wow ????

I'd say looks more like 'Great Granny' and that's being conservative.

So it looks like prostitution is legal after all. No comments from the police about arrest her for soliciting. Probably could not imagine anyone handing over cash  for such a service from such a woman.

18 hours ago, lanng khao said:

He deserves to be robbed for rattling that!..

jeeze he must look like elephant man. or very very desperate or very very very drunk

42 minutes ago, jacko45k said:

A stroll down Beach Rd in the evening will confirm that.

brill ...

 

34 minutes ago, Denim said:

So it looks like prostitution is legal after all. No comments from the police about arrest her for soliciting. Probably could not imagine anyone handing over cash  for such a service from such a woman.

'Ka I no prostitute, I freelance Ka' 

Aw, c'mon guys, she looks like Marilyn Monroe!

The way that Marilyn looks today, that is.

 

 

4 hours ago, kwak250 said:

Now that must be at least 8 bottles of chang .

Georgy Georgy what were you thinking?

I cannot imagine that any thinking were done at all...

3 hours ago, Moti24 said:

A paper bag over the head does wonders when you've had a few beers.

That one's a 2-bagger...one for her and one for you in case hers falls off! 

....nasty but couldn't resist!

 

And I thought officials deny there is prostitution in Thailand? 

But if there is then please no hoes more than 50 years old. There should be a pension for older ones after a hard work life. 

I got so drunk a long time ago that I took a woman of 38 years once, but sure as hell not a second time. In those years the going rate was 500 Baht. She was not unattractive but still, surrounded by so much youth and beauty, it was something I won't soon forget.

Good Lord!

 

Did the Laddie have something of an Oedipus fetish?

 

1 hour ago, VBF said:

That one's a 2-bagger...one for her and one for you in case hers falls off! 

....nasty but couldn't resist!

 

No problem!  I always carry a spare bag; don't want to puke all over her back!

23 hours ago, lanng khao said:

He deserves to be robbed for rattling that!..

He was drugged or sure.
But this must have happened BEFORE he grabbed that granny ! ????