21 hours ago, sammieuk1 said:

My first thought to the headline was please bring the tourist back numbers are dwindling after reading it they deserve each other what a complete knob and hope the Sun picks up the story ????

As we all know, Thailand is dangerous for Brits. ????

I have seen many good looking, body built, well cut, tatooed types with the "granny porn syndrome", who bring back similar ladies of advanced age and advanced face wrinkles, back to their hotel. It is just hilarious to see the guy trying to discreetly walking slightly ahead of the lady,  a bit like "no, no I'm not with her"....????????????

Edited December 20, 20187 yr by observer90210

On 12/19/2018 at 8:11 PM, happy chappie said:

I would of paid a £1,000 to keep her mouth shut and keep my name out of the news.i don't know what he was drinking but it gave him beer goggles for sure.best he stick to shady beer from now on.

One mans meat is another mans poison ????????????

3 hours ago, Johnboxer said:

One mans meat is another mans poison ????????????

I have been in town too long, many of the aged performers remember me from many years ago..... they have elephant memories of customers. I was a bit embarrassed recently when a pal commented on a dancer how she was 'well past it'.. yes it was an old friend who came straight to me when her shift ended. I haven't the heart to send them away as they treat me like an old friend (but in reality just another drink buying mug!). 

On 12/19/2018 at 7:57 PM, Justgrazing said:

10 squid .! Don't say a lot about her presentation does it .. Is she a Coconut bar operative on that rate .. 

maybe a seafood bar depending on the size of the squids as some can be as large as 16 meters long.

Edited December 21, 20187 yr by pattayadude

On 12/19/2018 at 7:35 PM, snoop1130 said:

A Thai woman, 64, was arrested for allegedly stealing cash and valuables from a British man after he bought sex from her and another woman

Do some Brits actually travel 5,847miles to Thailand to buy sex from 64yo grannies and as if that wasn't enough, AND also fall victim to them??

what the hell is the world coming to!

3 minutes ago, pattayadude said:

Do some Brits actually travel 5,847miles to Thailand to buy sex from 64yo grannies and as if that wasn't enough, AND also fall victim to them??

what the hell is the world coming to!

Having said that, when I owned a bar in Pattaya, I remember talking to a bar manager who was telling me about a customer who came asking specifically if there were any girls he could bar-fine who had a limb missing. That was his fetish - an amputee.

The manager (an Aussie) delighted in telling me the customer had told him he was a high court judge.

My comment was that if he was 'servicing' her from behind, could he claim to have 'had her on all threes'?

On 12/20/2018 at 9:29 AM, malt25 said:

With her ?????

 

Thanks for destroying my life, that will never wash out of my brain

22 hours ago, flyingtlger said:

She looks like my mother-in-law!!!????

 

 

Then you know what to expect in a few years...

On 12/19/2018 at 8:11 PM, happy chappie said:

I would of paid a £1,000 to keep her mouth shut and keep my name out of the news.i don't know what he was drinking but it gave him beer goggles for sure.best he stick to shady beer from now on.

welding goggles would be my only condition. I would only do this if my life depended on it but with goggles

According to Region One chief Pol Gen Amphon Buarapporn "he had never seen a case of a Thai ripping off a fellow Thai."

 

However - Thais ripping off foreigners? 

Why didn't he wear a mask or something to protect his identity ? Now the whole world knows he is a sex tourist, not only that but he went to Thailand and the best he could find was a 64 year old.. 

 

Now if it was a 20 something stunner I would appreciate a picture to impress my friends back home. 

 

On 12/20/2018 at 8:00 AM, AhFarangJa said:

I would definitely put her in the "No Arms" category..............

You wake up and she is asleep on your arm, so you bite your arm off to get out, then you bite the other arm off in case she is looking for a one armed man......

She's definitely in the "paper bag" category...

Damn thing is so ugly, before we have sex, I'd put a paper bag on her head.

and then one on me just in case hers falls off during banging!

Edited December 21, 20187 yr by pattayadude

42 minutes ago, connda said:

According to Region One chief Pol Gen Amphon Buarapporn "he had never seen a case of a Thai ripping off a fellow Thai."

 

However - Thais ripping off foreigners? 

they are just too busy ripping off foreigners and there are just too many to go around before they turn to their own

On 12/19/2018 at 7:35 PM, snoop1130 said:

he brought two Thai women to have sex at his condominium room after which a younger woman left and the older one asked to stay overnight.

-How old are you honey?

-19 sir

-I'm sorry but you're too young and sexy for me...You may go now but the grandma stays!

Edited December 21, 20187 yr by pattayadude

On 12/20/2018 at 9:22 AM, Moti24 said:

Sixty four doesn't do anything for me.

 

Now, 69! I can live with that!

64 is my favorite...c'mon!.. everybody loves 64!

 

especially if it's a Chevy Impala.

On 12/20/2018 at 2:30 PM, bendejo said:

Aw, c'mon guys, she looks like Marilyn Monroe!

The way that Marilyn looks today, that is.

 

 

the way Marilyn looks! oh c'mon you are being very unfair to this woman!.

Marilyn is definately all bones by now but this chick(hen) does have plenty of flesh around her bones!

22 hours ago, oldrunner said:

I got so drunk a long time ago that I took a woman of 38 years once, but sure as hell not a second time

This is your golden opportunity to do it second time around!. She is still alive and only 64 now!

Just how ugly are the woman  in the UK If this one is a treat. 

7 hours ago, bluesofa said:

My comment was that if he was 'servicing' her from behind, could he claim to have 'had her on all threes'?

That's got me stumped.