4 minutes ago, roo860 said:

I've seen the size of his hot meat pies!!!

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1 hour ago, kickstart said:

Ya Dong is all right in small doses, they are two brands in the shops, 9 coins, and the popular one, 11 Tigers.

But the problem with 11 Tigers is that the economy is not good, it is now 10 dogs and one Tiger.

A farmer friend of mine made her own with ginger in it, and not sweet that was nice, that almost made me fall over.

 

 

My missus makes it with honey (not to sweet) and a herb that she buys from the plant market on Sukhumvit Road in Pattaya.

 

Packs a punch.....

 

 

... as does the Yadong (boom boom)

9 hours ago, Jingthing said:

Current results:

 

colinneil 48 percent

NOT colinneil 52 percent

 

The plot thickens.

 

I wonder what the electoral elementary school results will end up being?

 

 

Now you know how the Sanders voters felt during the Democrat primaries. The fix was in.

10 hours ago, geronimo said:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think this will be the first year that a less than 8-dotter has won the contest.

G .. We've just got in from being out all day with great anticipation that POTY 18 had finally self immolated into life ( after death ) but it appears the race to the title is getting bogged down in a quagmire of going thru the motions with Colin a shoe-in to the title ala Manchester City style last season .. It needs some livening up like goals for and against , clean sheets , assists , bookings for diving , sending off's etc .. In fact the whole cornucopia of interesting facts & figures needed to keep an electorate tuned in .. 28th today and but 15 measly pages whereby last year I recall we were on the way to a ton at the same point climaxing at 140 odd on the final day .. This year 'round there has been no real mud slinging or back biting going on .. No Colosseum where contestants are pitted against one another for the delectation of the masses .. No mastermind chair under a burning spotlight where they may be torn apart by a Magnus Magnusson on their chosen specialist subject .. What the hell is going on .. What is needed we feel is something akin to " Who wants to be a Millionaire " lasagned up with the " Golden Shot " and " The Weakest Link on Ice " to bring this POTY back to life .. The flock is getting restless and some of the younger one's are muttering stuff like " let's go down to Walking Street to watch some Russians having a fight " not to mention a couple have started smoking again .. I'm struggling to pacify them much longer with assertions that " things will warm up shortly " .. in short rebellion is brewing in our ranks .. So come on G get you're Bruce Forsythe/Bob Monkhouse/Anne Robinson head on and let's light the bonfire that POTY 18 should be ..

 

Yours sincerely

Concerned head of flock 

Pattaya .. 

 

8 hours ago, owl sees all said:

And Scott of course. But these posters; Sheryl, Scott, UbonJoe, Rimmer (and lots of others) are special posters (moderators), who help to keep the TVForum in order. Without them, some members might post nonsense, go off topic and possibly post rubbish.

 

And JingThing could - if he pulled his finger out - break through the 100k post barrier in 2019. Wouldn't that be a great thing?

What does it really mean if a commensurate number of dots doesn't accompany that great feat?

5 hours ago, Justgrazing said:

... Magnus Magnusson ....Bruce Forsythe/Bob Monkhouse/Anne Robinson....

Some great names from long ago. Mind you always thought that Anne Robinson was a vicious cow - most likely Simon Cowels Grandma.

 

Names, that will be carved into stone, venerated for years to come ...just like:

 

????Colin???? & his conjoined twin, ☠️Neil☠️ (aka Dr Evil)

 

 

 

????

7 hours ago, Justgrazing said:

G .. We've just got in from being out all day with great anticipation that POTY 18 had finally self immolated into life ( after death ) but it appears the race to the title is getting bogged down in a quagmire of going thru the motions with Colin a shoe-in to the title ala Manchester City style last season .. It needs some livening up like goals for and against , clean sheets , assists , bookings for diving , sending off's etc .. In fact the whole cornucopia of interesting facts & figures needed to keep an electorate tuned in .. 28th today and but 15 measly pages whereby last year I recall we were on the way to a ton at the same point climaxing at 140 odd on the final day .. This year 'round there has been no real mud slinging or back biting going on .. No Colosseum where contestants are pitted against one another for the delectation of the masses .. No mastermind chair under a burning spotlight where they may be torn apart by a Magnus Magnusson on their chosen specialist subject .. What the hell is going on .. What is needed we feel is something akin to " Who wants to be a Millionaire " lasagned up with the " Golden Shot " and " The Weakest Link on Ice " to bring this POTY back to life .. The flock is getting restless and some of the younger one's are muttering stuff like " let's go down to Walking Street to watch some Russians having a fight " not to mention a couple have started smoking again .. I'm struggling to pacify them much longer with assertions that " things will warm up shortly " .. in short rebellion is brewing in our ranks .. So come on G get you're Bruce Forsythe/Bob Monkhouse/Anne Robinson head on and let's light the bonfire that POTY 18 should be ..

 

Yours sincerely

Concerned head of flock 

Pattaya .. 

 

Words fail me!

7 hours ago, Justgrazing said:

G .. We've just got in from being out all day with great anticipation that POTY 18 had finally self immolated into life ( after death ) but it appears the race to the title is getting bogged down in a quagmire of going thru the motions with Colin a shoe-in to the title ala Manchester City style last season .. It needs some livening up like goals for and against , clean sheets , assists , bookings for diving , sending off's etc .. In fact the whole cornucopia of interesting facts & figures needed to keep an electorate tuned in .. 28th today and but 15 measly pages whereby last year I recall we were on the way to a ton at the same point climaxing at 140 odd on the final day .. This year 'round there has been no real mud slinging or back biting going on .. No Colosseum where contestants are pitted against one another for the delectation of the masses .. No mastermind chair under a burning spotlight where they may be torn apart by a Magnus Magnusson on their chosen specialist subject .. What the hell is going on .. What is needed we feel is something akin to " Who wants to be a Millionaire " lasagned up with the " Golden Shot " and " The Weakest Link on Ice " to bring this POTY back to life .. The flock is getting restless and some of the younger one's are muttering stuff like " let's go down to Walking Street to watch some Russians having a fight " not to mention a couple have started smoking again .. I'm struggling to pacify them much longer with assertions that " things will warm up shortly " .. in short rebellion is brewing in our ranks .. So come on G get you're Bruce Forsythe/Bob Monkhouse/Anne Robinson head on and let's light the bonfire that POTY 18 should be ..

 

Yours sincerely

Concerned head of flock 

Pattaya .. 

 

I dug deep and if scandal is what you're after, then here goes .....

 

Persons unknown have stolen Colin's new pair of Nike Air trainers .........

 

Baboon has fled the country, choosing to seek exile in Uganda (I wonder why?)

 

Billd766 is claiming that Colin's tyre width exceeds the legal limits ..... The election commission is looking into this and are treading carefully.

 

Geriatrickid is claiming that all the other runners are on performance enhancing drugs .... more about this when it comes in ........

 

 

Kittenkong is filing a lawsuit against the event organisers - something about indecent exposure and racial discrimination ......

 

Praghmm fails to believe he only got 3 votes (he paid for at least 12)

 

 

Oddysseus123 has just tweeted that he thinks the entire event was rigged from start to finish and claims to have solid evidence to back up his claims. He is now under 24-hour guard until the local police station opens ......

 

That's all I have at the mo ........

 

 

 

18 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Words fail me!

Well thats a first then.????????

1 minute ago, colinneil said:

Well thats a first then.????????

They only failed me for a minute, then I rallied ....

Just in .....

 

There's a mob of angry people outside the TV HQ ...... Cauliflowers and tomatoes are being thrown over the wall ...... security have called for the water cannon ...... this is serious ........

3 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Just in .....

 

There's a mob of angry people outside the TV HQ ...... Cauliflowers and tomatoes are being thrown over the wall ...... security have called for the water cannon ...... this is serious ........

Just ignore those vegetables.

1 minute ago, bluesofa said:

Just ignore those vegetables.

The ones being thrown or the ones throwing?

Reporting from a makeshift bunker ......

 

Well, this is obviously a well-planned attack, with a large group of monkeys climbing over the rear wall, while the front entrance has been taken over by a flock of sheep, who are pressing hard against the gates.

 

Placards saying "We want justice" are in plain view and even the locals are involved, with several sticky rice vendors throwing rice balls at security.

 

I have just been issued with a helmet and bulletproof vest ....

1 minute ago, Crossy said:

The ones being thrown or the ones throwing?

Surprised you'd need to ask with this mob!

The sheep have a large set of bolt croppers and are looking to break open the barriers .....

Apparently, the sheep are not protesting about the POTY, they simply want organic grass!

The baboons look like they are here for the duration ...

 

Meanwhile in Korat .... reinforcements ....

 

This is not going to end well. a makeshift set of gallows are being hastily erected .......

57 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Words fail me!

Shurely shome mishtake ..

Never in all my years as official commentator, have I witnessed anything like this! JT called this year's contest a snooze fest, yet from where I'm standing crouching, it looks like a full scale war is developing.

 

What began as a slow and painful crawl to the finish line has now morphed into a nationwide revolution.

 

Message to justgrazing, be careful what you wish for!

1 minute ago, Justgrazing said:

Shurely shome mishtake ..

As Sean Connery once said,

"My books fell, I blame myshelf"

CNN trucks are desperately trying to hook up to the local power lines, while the BBC have been denied entry. The world's media have been tipped off and are all heading for this quiet little village where the TV HQ is located.

The mods have all been called in ....... Rimmer is issuing riot gear

Several carrier pigeons were seen leaving an upstairs window ....

News just in...

 

Baboon escapes from crate...in Texas!

 

Thought he wuz off to Uganda - obviously can't be trusted!!

 

 

 

Armoured division on the move ....

 

A petition written on a sheepskin has been handed to a TV official, demands have been made ....

Personally, I think the sheep have little to complain about, what with grass being legalised and all .....