Salesman

Blind Salesman

A woman goes into Myers to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.

She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes

over to the counter.

The Myers salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades. She says,

"Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop it on the

counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from

the sound it makes." She doesn't believe him but drops it on the

counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a

Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb.Test line. It's a good all around combination, and

it's on sale this week for $44."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound

Of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her

purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Visa card

"he says.

As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts.

At first she is really embarrassed but then realizes there is no way

the blind salesman could tell it was she who had farted.

The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50 please."

The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me It was

on sale for $44. How did you get to $58.50?"

"The Duck Caller is $11 and the Fish Bait is $3.50."