Couple Jokes

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An attorney got home late one evening, after a very taxing day trying to get a stay

of execution for a client, James Wright, who was due to be hanged for murder at

midnight. His last-minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was

feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he got through the door at home, his wife started on him about, What

time of night do you call this? Where have you been?" and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself

a shot of whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client had been granted his stay of execution after all.

Finally realizing what a day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs to give

him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband's

rear end as he was bent over naked drying his legs and feet.

"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.

He whirled around and screamed,"FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WOMAN,

DON'T YOU EVER STOP!"

Only George could get away with being so erudite!!

The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. "

- George W. Bush

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- George W. Bush

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- George W. Bush

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We are a part of Europe."

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