42 minutes ago, Thaiwrath said:

I think you will find that there are a lot of expats here, that could not live on their own. Cannot cook, clean, iron, etc., most things that back home the 'housewife' used to do for them. Most of this type stay in relationships, rather than being on their own, unable to do these everyday chores.

As the old saying goes, "never a truer word was spoken", and I know several expats here who are exactly the same and who just cannot exist on their own, unable to do even the most basic of things.

 

Having said that it's not just in this country, because I have lived in two other countries and in both of those have experienced friends who are in exactly the same boat, they just cannot do even the simplest of things on their own, so they just have to be in a relationship.

 

I will relate one particular funny story here, with a friend who had been kicked out of his marriage because of infidelities and found himself living on his own, in a house which I managed to find for him. Anyway I asked how he was settled in and he said that he had learned how to cook now, and would I like to come round for dinner – – so I accepted his invitation.

 

Imagine my surprise sitting at the table when he produced a large plate and on it was a lamb chop which was a great candidate for replacing the sole on one's shoe, not only by its colour which was almost black, but by its toughness. 

 

Beside this were a few tinned peas peas and a couple of tinned potatoes, and that was it. So I asked him where the gravy was and he didn't have any because he didn't know how to make it, but said that if I wanted to come round tomorrow for dinner I was most welcome, so I asked him what was on the menu, and he told me the same as today because that's all he had learned how to cook.

 

Just to round this off, it was bloody awful and he soon had to find a girlfriend, which he did, because he was just useless on his own, and he eventually married her.

Edited May 5, 20197 yr by xylophone

1 minute ago, colinneil said:

Butter, not got any jam or cream.

 

Real butter on still warm scones? I'm drooling into my keyboard ???? 

56 minutes ago, totally thaied up said:

I must tell my wife I am in a sexless relationship. I must tell her I need a gik. I think she will tell me what a crock of shit this thread is as you don't understand Thai girls and what marriage is really about. If I wanted sex I would have just short timed a hooker, not married instead.

When you tell her this, please tell us which hospital you are in....

 

 

 

5 minutes ago, colinneil said:

7 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

Jam or cream on first??

 

Butter, not got any jam or cream.

Ha ha, that was funny!

I just saw a notification with the subject heading 'Sexless Relationship' and the above reply. I thought that can't be right....

14 minutes ago, Vacuum said:

That's enough to get married..... For better or worse.

Nah, better wait 2 or 3 years until the illness is over.

Talking about sexless relationships.......

 

Not long time ago I read story about Adolf Hitler and his wife Eva Braun.The story said.that their relationship was in fact platonic.

3 minutes ago, xylophone said:

Talking about sexless relationships.......

 

Come on mate, not cricket posting a photo of Crossys bit on the side

5 minutes ago, mauGR1 said:

Nah, better wait 2 or 3 years until the illness is over.

At our age, I think you're right.

It just tapered off, lack of interest on both sides, but we get on well and have children so it doesn't bother me. I have a son in England, a daughter and granddaughter in Germany and a son in Thailand, I've sown my oats, it's time for the younger generation to take over.

8 minutes ago, borovik said:

Not long time ago I read story about Adolf Hitler and his wife Eva Braun.The story said.that their relationship was in fact platonic.

That should be a stern warning of the disastrous effects of a sexless relationship

1 hour ago, transam said:

I do find it strange that some folk here think all Thai birds are "loveless", but I am sure many a farang haven't a clue what love is....But I do know a few of those....????

Some folks believe sex is love and love is sex. The perfect condition is to be loved and to have good sex.

 

    But you can't expect a bargirl loving you after she'd a few hundred meters of di... fferent ones. Unfortunately, do some people believe that you can buy love, but it's the sex you pay for.

 

    Love is in the air.....

 

   

https://www.therichest.com/rich-list/poorest-list/the-10-least-sexually-active-countries/

 

Spoiler alert: Thailand's on the list

1 hour ago, mauGR1 said:

That kind of attraction lasts 2 or 3 years in my experience.

 or as short as my chang at the bar.

Edited May 5, 20197 yr by mike787

4 minutes ago, mike787 said:

 or as short as my chang at the bar.

They do Chang bottle implants...?  ????

2 hours ago, bert bloggs said:

My relationship with my Thai wife is not sexless ,,but yes if it was we would stay together for love ,something half the losers on here do not seem to understand ,why they marry a Thai woman if they cant "communicate" with her amazes me , i reckon its because they would never find anyone back home who would marry them ,so they just marry a poor  woman over here ,because she will put up with them for the money .

Wow! You really hate your life. This is the saddest nonsense I've seen today!

Suddenly my life seems a thing of joy compared to your view of the world! LOL

17 minutes ago, transam said:

They do Chang bottle implants...?  ????

They look watermelon implants to me..????

1 minute ago, mauGR1 said:

They look watermelon implants to me..????

Im guessing another bulge comes with that package

2 minutes ago, madmen said:

Im guessing another bulge comes with that package

I suspect you're right, there must me a cucumber hidden somewhere.

5 minutes ago, mauGR1 said:

They look watermelon implants to me..????

Perhaps!  But they still look good.  Don't forget, those aren't the only things to look at????

4 minutes ago, mike787 said:

Perhaps!  But they still look good.  Don't forget, those aren't the only things to look at????

God forbid me discussing your taste, but i prefer champagne cups

3 hours ago, SoonOh said:

Are you in a SexLess Relationship? If yes, why are you staying together 

I have many sexless relationships with Thai ladies it's called a platonic relationship. 

Wow! You really hate your life. This is the saddest nonsense I've seen today!

Suddenly my life seems a thing of joy compared

Did you read his post right ,seems happy to me

 

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2 hours ago, mauGR1 said:

That kind of attraction lasts 2 or 3 years in my experience.

8 years, I still think she looks super hot, especially when doing housework wearing nothing but a small towel.  Still have 'movie sex' at least twice a week, and several times a night when we go on weekend trips - something about being in a hotel room with a dusky maiden is just sooo sexy.  

 

29 minutes ago, Kwasaki said:

I have many sexless relationships with Thai ladies it's called a platonic relationship. 

Nothing wrong with that, but why not call it just "friendship" ?

22 minutes ago, mauGR1 said:

Nothing wrong with that, but why not call it just "friendship" ?

Well for me it's my secret life and your right it's a friendship but the correct definition for a relationship between a man & woman in my view and I find Thai people don't believe it. 

I have to say a lot about this issue, but I am really debating if I should go there.

 

I am not paying a stipend, tho nor did I ever give a single payment to my wife. If I did then I would have been long gone.

 

I'll tell you this. I have been in a lot of long term relationships. Women are the biggest bshetters. In the beginning they will promise you this that, threesomes and once she gets bored with sex she'll suddenly "forget" about the past and what she did while she was into it.

 

God, I remember my wife sending me pics of her butt and doing dirty Skyping while we were into each other. Now she acts all proper and any pic that exposes her skin more than 15% will get me a phone inspection and eventual deletion.

Often the Thai lady gets a Tom and then she lost all interest for sex with you.

So you might be sexless but she certainly isn’t.

3 hours ago, xylophone said:

 

As the old saying goes, "never a truer word was spoken", and I know several expats here who are exactly the same and who just cannot exist on their own, unable to do even the most basic of things.

 

 

I've know guys who couldn't even do bloke things never mind the girlie stuff. I went to see a new friend once in the UK and he was sitting in the almost dark except a lamp and the t.v.  Why ? Because he didn't know how to change a light bulb. Others I've met couldn't put a plug on a cable . Others for whom checking engine or radiator oil was rocket science. Worst was someone trying to put a screw into something and couldn't figure why it wouldn't go in. Had to explain that it needed to be turned clockwise.

 

Some guys should just stay with mummy.