God What a Horrible Night It Has Been

[NCC1701A]

Did you ever see the end of the film The Sand Pebbles? When Steve McQueen gets shot? It has been like that.

maybe I will go out in the street and yell "what the hell happened?" 

 

 

Edited May 6, 2019 by NCC1701A

[Nyezhov]

OK big fella, cut loose then.

 

Dysentary from a Bad Clam?

The clap from a bad clam?

She really was a he?

Oh no, not another 500 baht fine?

Id rather be in Pattaya?

[NanLaew]

41 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

"what the hell happened?"

Well?

[Puchaiyank]

Is this post going to become a series where you feed us a little information each week?  

[faraday]

So what did happen?

 

Are you in transition....?

 

[RJRS1301]

The meds wear off?

[SheungWan]

It is Richard Attenborough in the Sand Pebbles who falls in love and then dies from illness.

[CharlieH]

Didnt rise to the occasion ?

[Skallywag]

After seeing your other thread on possession of sidegra without a prescription - am guessing you were searched by police and they charged you with not having a prescription.  Question is - why would the police search you at all?  Motorcycle check / stop?   

[Pravda]

The SD cards he bought from China turned out to be a fake. All home movies are now irrecoverable.

[Crossy]

22 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

Didnt rise to the occasion ?

 

"The Rise and Fall of NCC1701A" - Book, TV, movie?

[Skallywag]

21 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

"The Rise and Fall of NCC1701A" - Book, TV, movie?

NCC1701A was the USS Enterprise on Star Trek.  There are books, movies, and TV series about the adventures of that starship ????   

Yes am an old trekkie nerd

[Crossy]

1 minute ago, Skallywag said:

NCC1701A was the USS Enterprise on Star Trek.

 

Of this I was aware, I was thinking more of the Reggie Perrin connection ????

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fall_and_Rise_of_Reginald_Perrin

 

[quandow]

[bluesofa]

1 hour ago, Puchaiyank said:

Is this post going to become a series where you feed us a little information each week?  

Must be starting a new job as a Thai soap opera scrip-writer.

[holy cow cm]

Robbed I would gather.

[Lacessit]

Much more mundane, I believe. After all his exploits in Pattaya, his prostate swelled to the size of a pumpkin and the nurse who put the catheter in was butt-ugly.

[bluesofa]

1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

Much more mundane, I believe. After all his exploits in Pattaya, his prostate swelled to the size of a pumpkin and the nurse who put the catheter in was butt-ugly.

Prostate - 'butt-ugly' Ha ha!

[Lacessit]

1 hour ago, Puchaiyank said:

Is this post going to become a series where you feed us a little information each week?  

He's testing our imagination. It may add to his present misery.

[BritManToo]

My morning has been much worse, I've just run out of cheese.

Only half a slice of toasted cheese for breakfast.

[bluesofa]

Just now, BritManToo said:

My morning has been much worse, I've just run out of cheese.

Only half a slice of toasted cheese for breakfast.

Looks like it's 'hard cheese' too.

[Lacessit]

47 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

My morning has been much worse, I've just run out of cheese.

Only half a slice of toasted cheese for breakfast.

I've had a great morning. 4 am my GF wanted to play. She rewarded my cooperation by cooking an omelet with tomato and onion to go with my toast and Vegemite. Excuse me for gloating.

[bluesofa]

1 minute ago, Lacessit said:

I've had a great morning. 4 am my GF wanted to play. She rewarded my cooperation by cooking an omelet with tomato and onion to go with my toast and Vegemite. Excuse me for gloating.

So who won the table tennis?

 

[Lacessit]

1 minute ago, bluesofa said:

So who won the table tennis?

 

We both did.

[BritManToo]

2 hours ago, Lacessit said:

I've had a great morning. 4 am my GF wanted to play. She rewarded my cooperation by cooking an omelet with tomato and onion to go with my toast and Vegemite. Excuse me for gloating.

Last night I did myself a Spanish omelette with onions, bell peppers, mushrooms, chilli and cheese.

Which is partly why my cheese was lacking this morning.

 

Off to RimPing for cheese and orange juice ..............

Edited May 7, 2019 by BritManToo

[Kwasaki]

11 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

It has been like that.

Whoosah !!

[Lacessit]

2 hours ago, BritManToo said:

Last night I did myself a Spanish omelette with onions, bell peppers, mushrooms, chilli and cheese.

Which is partly why my cheese was lacking this morning.

 

Off to RimPing for cheese and orange juice ..............

Cheese and chilli? That would give me gastric reflux for hours. I would probably substitute olives. Or really rev up with fresh asparagus.

But enough of this diversion into food, the OP is still very shy about revealing the trauma which has brought him to the sorry pass of seeking sympathy on TV. I give him full marks for optimism.

[NCC1701A]

any one have the number for Mr. T? the taxi person? I need to get from Bangkok to Pattaya.

[losworld]

obviously he woke up with a sore back then felt even more pain in his buttocks as he pulled back the sheets to find a makeup imprint on the pillow and lying next to it the the unshaven ladyboy... okay i finished the story for him....

[BritManToo]

5 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

But enough of this diversion into food, the OP is still very shy about revealing the trauma which has brought him to the sorry pass of seeking sympathy on TV.

I guessing shaken down by the cops for having Viagra and no prescription.