Medical Council warns Thai men against DIY penis enlargements

[RotMahKid]

The majority here  and as I read some Thai men thinks  size matters, it's just a tool. To make to woman feel good that's the art of pleasuring her and for that you don't need an xl or bigger size for hahaha.

Maybe gay men likes the xl or bigger sizes, however that I don't know. Anyway a lot of humor here.

[Dumbastheycome]

I know 3 guys who hang near to the knee. All have trouble  getting any higher ! And get dizzy in the attempt.

I am happy  being  average. lol

 

[Justgrazing]

3 hours ago, rooster59 said:

They encouraged more men to "look after number one" 

by taking kite flying lessons .. 

 

[bluesofa]

1 minute ago, RotMahKid said:

The majority here  and as I read some Thai men thinks  size matters, it's just a tool. To make to woman feel good that's the art of pleasuring her and for that you don't need an xl or bigger size for hahaha.

Maybe gay men likes the xl or bigger sizes, however that I don't know. Anyway a lot of humor here.

OK, if you insist. Get in quick before it's deleted:

 

I was in the urinal at the pub a few weeks ago, when I noticed the guy from Nigeria who had been after my email address standing next to me. I couldn't but help notice how well endowed he was, and complimented him about it. He told me it was just a matter of training, he said he tied a piece of string around the end with a brick at the other end of the string.

 

I thought it sounded like a good idea and was keen to give it a go.

A few weeks later I bumped into him again and told him his training tip was paying off. He asked me if the length had increased?

I said, "No, but I'm halfway there - it's gone black."

 

[bluesofa]

6 minutes ago, Justgrazing said:

3 hours ago, rooster59 said:

They encouraged more men to "look after number one" 

by taking kite flying lessons .. 

But not during a thunderstorm, or it could be an instant vasectomy.

 

[johng]

6 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

I said, "No, but I'm halfway there - it's gone black."

Once you go black you never go back !!!

[overherebc]

39 minutes ago, overherebc said:

There was a young man named Kent

Whose willie got badly bent

To save any trouble he put it in double

And instead of coming he went.

 

Does that help????

Last one, honest.

 

A guy from Lumpini Junction

Had a willie that ceased to function.

For the rest of his life he mis-lead his poor wife

With judicious use of a truncheon.

[Fex Bluse]

[Fex Bluse]

37 minutes ago, RotMahKid said:

The majority here  and as I read some Thai men thinks  size matters, it's just a tool. To make to woman feel good that's the art of pleasuring her and for that you don't need an xl or bigger size for hahaha.

Maybe gay men likes the xl or bigger sizes, however that I don't know. Anyway a lot of humor here.

In fact, one of the world's best protected secrets is they women are just as treacherous and wild and selfish as men

 

Women when not being watched are just like us when we aren't being watched. 

 

The best strategy is to live and expect that one's lady will as well if given the right opportunity. A man should make sure he has enough resources (read: money) to replace if the need arises. ????

[overherebc]

Did all you guys out there know that condoms are now individually numbered.

If you've never noticed it it's because you've never had to unroll it far enough.

[bluesofa]

2 minutes ago, overherebc said:

Did all you guys out there know that condoms are now individually numbered.

If you've never noticed it it's because you've never had to unroll it far enough.

After reading seventy-three digits I finally gave up unrolling it.

[Destiny1990]

Any successful stories here about injecting liquids in penis?

am asking for a dear friend.

[faraday]

2 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

my first "date" in Thailand:

 

"You big!"

"Really? I mean, yes."

Where you been blud...?

 

Not seen much of you recently.... where's Nyezhov too?

[bluesofa]

1 minute ago, faraday said:

Where you been blud...?

Not seen much of you recently.... where's Nyezhov too? 

Ha ha! Are you sure it's wise to write 'Not seen much of you recently' in a topic about penis size?

 

[bluesofa]

25 minutes ago, Destiny1990 said:

Any successful stories here about injecting liquids in penis?

am asking for a dear friend.

I've heard that injecting WD40 means you no longer need to use KY Jelly.

[NCC1701A]

10 minutes ago, faraday said:

Where you been blud...?

 

Not seen much of you recently.... where's Nyezhov too?

we got married.

[brokenbone]

masturbate a lot and it will become bigger

[bluesofa]

12 minutes ago, brokenbone said:

masturbate a lot and it will become bigger

Ha ha! That's a very relevant username to go with your post!

[sqwakvfr]

I believe the Council in the past warned Thai men not use whitening products for their Penis?  This medical council must be really good or they just have a lot of time on their hands.  

[johng]

Any successful stories here about injecting liquids in penis?
am asking for a dear friend.

Errr a friend told me about a guy calling himself "farang ding dong" on Xhamster
Recently I found a girly version
"Thai rubber doll" that is a big hole !

[bluesofa]

16 minutes ago, sqwakvfr said:

I believe the Council in the past warned Thai men not use whitening products for their Penis?  This medical council must be really good or they just have a lot of time on their hands.  

Perhaps they used it in the belief their offspring would be white with big noses?

[Artisi]

5 hours ago, AAArdvark said:

This explains why I can't find the XXXL size condoms in Thailand. 

Think you will find xxxl is for 4/5 inches, makes Somchai feel better having to upsize  his condom to such a large designation. 

[soalbundy]

What about reductions?

[bluesofa]

3 minutes ago, soalbundy said:

What about reductions?

Done in two seconds:

[sfokevin]

As a youth my next door neighbor taught me a diy mild stretching exercise that I have used ever since... Don’t know if it has made any difference...

[jaiyen]

Simple solution is to find a girl with a small pussy. Then you will both be happy !!

 

[AntiAut]

22 hours ago, rooster59 said:

Medical Council warns Thai men against DIY penis enlargements

Using a ''big'' car is enough to impressed ladies, don't need big penis

[Krataiboy]

Maybe somebody should tell Thai men (and all others who think the same way) that size really doesn't matter. The most sensitive parts of a woman's nether regions are the clitoris and the first two or three inches of the vagina. You've got to be really unlucky not to measure up to that.

[seancbk]

20 hours ago, Lacessit said:

Porn is to blame. Guys see males with dicks the size of large carrots, and think they need to follow suit.

People, it's not how big it is, but how it is used. It's also not the only tool at your disposal.

Yes sadly a lot of men still don't really spend enough time performing oral on their partners.  Your tongue and fingers can do amazing things to a woman.

[BritManToo]

11 minutes ago, seancbk said:

Yes sadly a lot of men still don't really spend enough time performing oral on their partners.  Your tongue and fingers can do amazing things to a woman.

My tongue doesn't need disease.