Back in the UK after 10 years in Thailand

[bannork]

58 minutes ago, sanemax said:

Sausage in batter and Chips for £3.50 in most places outside of central London 

Don't worry, you'll soon be able to have a plate of somtam, sticky rice, laab (minced) catfish, and grilled chicken for just over two quid. 

[faraday]

Are you spending Christmas with your Mum?

Edited December 11, 2019 by faraday

[Kadilo]

2 hours ago, sanemax said:

On the contrary .

She says that I can come and stay for free

I insist in paying £ 20 a week  ..........and also offered free house sitting which was accepted 

But , I absolutley insist on paying £ 20 a week and offering  my services as a house sitter for free , keeping burglars away and things like that 

She must be so proud. 

[SheungWan]

2 hours ago, sanemax said:

Sausage in batter and Chips for £3.50 in most places outside of central London 

Would that be sitting down outside on the pavement?

[SheungWan]

On 11/10/2019 at 4:06 PM, CharlieH said:

It was Polish and Lithuanian in my area, its what was the final straw for me. When I saw the local shop with Polish writing over the windows etc I felt an alien in my home town. Realised the town and country I knew has long gone, consigned to memories and history.

Sorry about those windows with Polish writing. Most upsetting.

[SheungWan]

On 11/10/2019 at 12:06 PM, kingdong said:

Just had my gas  bill in,thought they,d sent me Adolph Hitler's by mistake.When's all this climate change we keep hearing about going to occur?

Pretty offensive.

[luckyluke]

7 minutes ago, SheungWan said:

Sorry about those windows with Polish writing. Most upsetting.

I assume some Thai will find this upsetting as well :

[roo860]

16 hours ago, sanemax said:

My Mums coming back from Barbados next week and staying in the UK for 3 months , so I think that I'll go to Thailand for three months by this week-end , if flights are available and stay there for three months

She might just bring one of those beach toy boys back with her, then you will have to pack your bag!

????

[Andrew Dwyer]

2 hours ago, faraday said:

Are you spending Christmas with your Mum?

No use Faraday, he stopped reading after “ are you spending “ !!

[kingdong]

3 hours ago, Kadilo said:

She must be so proud. 

I,m sure she is,unlike these thai mothers who want " looking after" via their daughters absentee boyfriends,thank Buddha for western union.

[kingdong]

2 hours ago, roo860 said:

She might just bring one of those beach toy boys back with her, then you will have to pack your bag!

????

Just like the issaan farmgirls who manage through their holiday romance to convince some poor sap she's his one and only and she not like working bar.

[nauseus]

6 hours ago, sanemax said:

On the contrary .

She says that I can come and stay for free

I insist in paying £ 20 a week  ..........and also offered free house sitting which was accepted 

But , I absolutley insist on paying £ 20 a week and offering  my services as a house sitter for free , keeping burglars away and things like that 

Grrrr

[nauseus]

5 hours ago, sanemax said:

Sausage in batter and Chips for £3.50 in most places outside of central London 

To put that into perspective, if you had just that every day it would cost £24.50 week.  

[Almer]

4 hours ago, SheungWan said:

Pretty offensive.

 

4 hours ago, SheungWan said:

Pretty offensive.

Very offensive indeed

[roo860]

8 hours ago, SheungWan said:

Would that be sitting down outside on the pavement?

In a tray, curry sauce on it, staggering home, drunk!

Heaven.

 

Edited December 12, 2019 by roo860

[sanemax]

33 minutes ago, roo860 said:

In a tray, curry sauce on it, staggering home, drunk!

Heaven.

 

....and waking up the next morning and finding an open can of nearly full beer and thinking "Why not, its already open"

[sanemax]

10 hours ago, faraday said:

Are you spending Christmas with your Mum?

Dont think so .

We dont really do Christmas in our house anyway

[sanemax]

6 hours ago, nauseus said:

To put that into perspective, if you had just that every day it would cost £24.50 week.  

Picked onions are 50p each from the chip shop .

I bought a jar of pickled onions for 87 p from ASDA and I take my own 

[roo860]

1 hour ago, sanemax said:

....and waking up the next morning and finding an open can of nearly full beer and thinking "Why not, its already open"

I used to reckon a can of cider was very refreshing first thing. 

[nauseus]

2 hours ago, sanemax said:

Picked onions are 50p each from the chip shop .

I bought a jar of pickled onions for 87 p from ASDA and I take my own 

That's the spirit! Your mum would be so proud.

[faraday]

4 minutes ago, nauseus said:

That's the spirit! Your mum would be so proud.

Maxwell is a thrifty young lad; must've born during the Blitz!!

 

[sanemax]

On 12/12/2019 at 12:51 AM, roo860 said:

She might just bring one of those beach toy boys back with her, then you will have to pack your bag!

????

Dont think that she'd able able to do that, what with the current UK income requirements for visitors to get visas , especially as my rental payments are cash in hand with no  record 

[faraday]

3 hours ago, sanemax said:

Dont think that she'd able able to do that, what with the current UK income requirements for visitors to get visas , especially as my rental payments are cash in hand with no  record 

So your mother is evading The Inland Revenue?

 

Not good Maxwell, she'll end up in choky doing a ten stretch.

 

[sanemax]

5 hours ago, faraday said:

So your mother is evading The Inland Revenue?

 

Not good Maxwell, she'll end up in choky doing a ten stretch.

 

Thanks, you've just given me a good idea .

I will need to give up drinking again on Sunday as She will be coming back .

.............I have a cunning plan 

Bye Mum , shouldnt be much different to an old peoples home 

[bannork]

1 hour ago, sanemax said:

Thanks, you've just given me a good idea .

I will need to give up drinking again on Sunday as She will be coming back .

.............I have a cunning plan 

Bye Mum , shouldnt be much different to an old peoples home 

Good old Max. I can see him in his Samut Prakarn rented townhouse now, fingers on the keyboard, delighted his joke of a thread has run so long.

[sanemax]

8 minutes ago, bannork said:

Good old Max. I can see him in his Samut Prakarn rented townhouse now, fingers on the keyboard, delighted his joke of a thread has run so long.

I'm in London, 5.33 AM here

[bannork]

16 minutes ago, sanemax said:

I'm in London, 5.33 AM here

What are you doing up at that time? I smell a rat.

[sanemax]

8 minutes ago, bannork said:

What are you doing up at that time? I smell a rat.

Its morning time , thats when people are awake .

[Kadilo]

42 minutes ago, bannork said:

Good old Max. I can see him in his Samut Prakarn rented townhouse now, fingers on the keyboard, delighted his joke of a thread has run so long.

Let’s call it how it is. It’s not a joke. Having 20,000 posts doesn’t excuse the title of Troll no matter how he may want to dress it up. If a newbie had persistently posted this kind of drivel he would of been jumped on, reported and deleted by now. 

Edited December 14, 2019 by Kadilo

[Khon Kaen Jeff]

On 12/12/2019 at 3:12 AM, sanemax said:

On the contrary .

She says that I can come and stay for free

I insist in paying £ 20 a week  ..........and also offered free house sitting which was accepted 

But , I absolutley insist on paying £ 20 a week and offering  my services as a house sitter for free , keeping burglars away and things like that 

20 quid a week? This aint 1986. As said, you are full of it and no doubt just doing this for your own self amusement. Sad way to be for a grown man.