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Accused of stealing a Massage girls phone..
No, they didn't. We all have good phones and we are all we'll off. Why would they?? The Don -
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Accused of stealing a Massage girls phone..
Late last night, me and a couple of my pillow-biting pals went walkabout around the beach resort. It was quite late and we were all coca cola’d up, giggling like naughty little schoolboys and feeling a little too fabulous for our own good. We stumbled upon a massage shop still open, with four toned young men sitting outside in see-through tight shorts, oiled up and their sausages glowing under the streetlights. Naturally, we couldn’t resist. We exchanged a few suggestive looks and sashayed right in to dip more than just our toes. I went for the full body service with two blokes, one gobbling my knob and the other gagging me with his and, while I don’t need to go into ALL the juicy details, let’s just say tongues were roaming and boundaries were politely ignored. You lot know the score. We slipped them their tips with a wink and a grin, then floated out of there feeling relaxed and ever so slightly naughty. About five minutes later, one of my massage guys came jogging—shirtless—down the street, accusing me of stealing his phone. I was gobsmacked. “What on earth are you on about, girlfriend?” I said. “Darling, I’ve already got the latest model and it vibrates even stronger than your todger ever could.” He insisted I empty my pockets and then open my zipper and let him have another sniff. I refused, unless we could call the police and make it official, after all, if we’re doing drama, I want it documented. I nearly pulled out my phone to film the whole scene, but he spun on his heels and stormed off in a dramatic little diva strut back to the shop. He declined my offer and left in a proper huff. Dizzy queen probably left it under the towel while he was busy working my glutes like his life depended on it. Three more days till I’m back home in safe, clean Essex, where the boys are classy and the massages come with scented candles. The Dink. -
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Accused of stealing a Massage girls phone..
good to hear... now you will be able to take pics.- 1
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Texas Children Suffer Vitamin A Poisoning Amid Measles Outbreak Following RFK Jr's Claims
Why would they stop? You just have look at the majority of comments here lapping up the headline as hard facts.. 😂 -
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Songkran 2025 Spending Predicted to Hit Record ฿134 Billion
Malaysia is getting my Songkran dollars!
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