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[geronimo]

2 minutes ago, rumak said:

 

You got a worker....just like mine !   looks like she's doing the grouting .

Keep posting,  we need more likes !     DON'T VOTE FOR SIPI

How much is he paying you? I can beat it!

[Nyezhov]

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

It seems I am not alone,

in my poetic skill

even Nyezhov

picks up a quill

Im a poet

and my willy shows it.

Its a Longfellow.

 

Here then dude, you nominated me for what reason I dont know, so here is my Vote for Me pitch.

 

You all should vote for me because I am a prime example of devolution: once a man, now some sort of loathesome internet slug filled with angst who spews supercilious and gratuitous nonsense merely for intellectual self masturbatory satisfaction, a fat and repulsive guttercrawling creep who sits behind a keyboard laughing at YOU and YOU and YOU when he is otherwise not stuffing his drooling rotten toothed NHS gob with cheap unhealthy 7-11 donuts or slithering down Sukhumvit gazing at the ladyboys whilst fiddling in his pocket through the convenient hole in same, a man...nay a thing, so degraded that he runs all over Thailand taking pics of squat toilets and elephant dung while lecturing others about cleanliness and normalcy from his anonymous perch, a deplorable, a mysogynist, a stoner with a tattoo of the Worst Orange Haired dictator of all time placed strategically on his groin next to his hideously deformed dingle, a Millwall yob, an formerly mini famous personality using the cognomen of a dwarfish, slavish, murderous freak, a Yank who laughs hysterically every time we fiddle with the world for our own interests, the type of untermensch that one wishes to punch in the face just because, a creature who will probably be banned from this forum even before the final vote and a total slob who hasnt shaved in two weeks and turns his panties...yes panties, hows that, PANTIES,  inside out in order to avoid the costs of laundry.......

 

I have more but you get the picture.  A Vote for Me is a slap in the face who all who preach normalcy and political correctness. My slogan: Elevate Filth!

 

Thank you.

[rumak]

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

How much is he paying you? I can beat it!

If my allegiance could be bought some un-named people would have done it long ago  lol

but, if it makes you feel any better:

DON'T VOTE FOR GERONIMO !

 

????

 

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, Nyezhov said:

Im a poet

and my willy shows it.

Its a Longfellow.

 

Here then dude, you nominated me for what reason I dont know, so here is my Vote for Me pitch.

 

You all should vote for me because I am a prime example of devolution: once a man, now some sort of loathesome internet slug filled with angst who spews supercilious and gratuitous nonsense merely for intellectual self masturbatory satisfaction, a fat and repulsive guttercrawling creep who sits behind a keyboard laughing at YOU and YOU and YOU when he is otherwise not stuffing his drooling rotten toothed NHS gob with cheap unhealthy 7-11 donuts or slithering down Sukhumvit gazing at the ladyboys whilst fiddling in his pocket through the convenient hole in same, a man...nay a thing, so degraded that he runs all over Thailand taking pics of squat toilets and elephant dung while lecturing others about cleanliness and normalcy from his anonymous perch, a deplorable, a mysogynist, a stoner with a tattoo of the Worst Orange Haired dictator of all time placed strategically on his groin next to his hideously deformed dingle, a Millwall yob, an formerly mini famous personality using the cognomen of a dwarfish, slavish, murderous freak, a Yank who laughs hysterically every time we fiddle with the world for our own interests, the type of untermensch that one wishes to punch in the face just because, a creature who will probably be banned from this forum even before the final vote and a total slob who hasnt shaved in two weeks and turns his panties...yes panties, hows that, PANTIES,  inside out in order to avoid the costs of laundry.......

 

I have more but you get the picture.  A Vote for Me is a slap in the face who all who preach normalcy and political correctness. My slogan: Elevate Filth!

 

Thank you.

Its post like this that make me wish there was a multiple like button ......

[rumak]

2 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Im a poet

and my willy shows it.

Its a Longfellow.

 

Here then dude, you nominated me for what reason I dont know, so here is my Vote for Me pitch.

 

You all should vote for me because I am a prime example of devolution: once a man, now some sort of loathesome internet slug filled with angst who spews supercilious and gratuitous nonsense merely for intellectual self masturbatory satisfaction, a fat and repulsive guttercrawling creep who sits behind a keyboard laughing at YOU and YOU and YOU when he is otherwise not stuffing his drooling rotten toothed NHS gob with cheap unhealthy 7-11 donuts or slithering down Sukhumvit gazing at the ladyboys whilst fiddling in his pocket through the convenient hole in same, a man...nay a thing, so degraded that he runs all over Thailand taking pics of squat toilets and elephant dung while lecturing others about cleanliness and normalcy from his anonymous perch, a deplorable, a mysogynist, a stoner with a tattoo of the Worst Orange Haired dictator of all time placed strategically on his groin next to his hideously deformed dingle, a Millwall yob, an formerly mini famous personality using the cognomen of a dwarfish, slavish, murderous freak, a Yank who laughs hysterically every time we fiddle with the world for our own interests, the type of untermensch that one wishes to punch in the face just because, a creature who will probably be banned from this forum even before the final vote and a total slob who hasnt shaved in two weeks and turns his panties...yes panties, hows that, PANTIES,  inside out in order to avoid the costs of laundry.......

 

I have more but you get the picture.  A Vote for Me is a slap in the face who all who preach normalcy and political correctness. My slogan: Elevate Filth!

 

Thank you.

 

WELL DUNG  !!

[rumak]

NOTICE:   I have accepted G.MO's  invitation .......  only as to not break any rule about posting here.     The "candidates"   have naught to fear as I will not post any essays about how exalted a person I am nor make thinly veiled comments about others.   With me , the veil comes off and there i am !  ( sounds of Yinn screaming ..."pervert !   pervert ! )  

Thanks to Nyezhov  for getting the morning off to a humorous start.

 

No likes allowed on my posts here.    And I mean it !

 

 

Edited December 4, 2019 by rumak

[geronimo]

4 minutes ago, rumak said:

NOTICE:   I have accepted G.MO's  invitation .......  only as to not break any rule about posting here.     The "candidates"   have naught to fear as I will not post any essays about how exalted a person I am nor make thinly veiled comments about others.   With me , the veil comes off and there i am !  ( sounds of Yinn screaming ..."pervert !   pervert ! )  

Thanks to Nyezhov  for getting the morning off to a humorous start.

 

No likes allowed on my posts here.    And I mean it !

 

 

Great news!!! I can now campaign in earnest. All hail Rumak, who, I'm sure will report in a better fashion than I! I'll post you the keys to the TVF commentary tower ....

Edited December 4, 2019 by geronimo

[rumak]

Just now, geronimo said:

Great news!!! I can now campaign in earnest. All hail Rumak, who, I'm sure will report in a better fashion than I!

oh boy.   you got that wrong.    it is when you asked me to accept your nomination !

Definitely NOT TAKE OVER YOUR DUTY AS POTY NARRATOR  or be the one to distribute hand lotion

to the 3 or 4  members who are so stenuously stroking their ..............  you know whats. 

Sorry Yinn,   different strokes for different folks    ????

[sipi]

8 minutes ago, rumak said:

NOTICE:   I have accepted G.MO's  invitation .......  only as to not break any rule about posting here.     The "candidates"   have naught to fear as I will not post any essays about how exalted a person I am nor make thinly veiled comments about others.   With me , the veil comes off and there i am !  ( sounds of Yinn screaming ..."pervert !   pervert ! )  

Thanks to Nyezhov  for getting the morning off to a humorous start.

 

No likes allowed on my posts here.    And I mean it !

 

 

About time. Now I have to wallow through 20 pages with my finger on the" like" button. 

Rumak for POTY. 

[canuckamuck]

The impassioned and honest expose of @Nyezhov has forced me to entirely rethink my voting strategy, and indeed my entire world view.

Bravo. A kindred spirit and an example of living that motivates me to be more like Nyezhov.

I now I have a genuine dilemma in the voting, as we are spoiled for choice this year.

Edited December 4, 2019 by canuckamuck

[scottiejohn]

For once I am being serious!

 

I know CharlieH said a day or so back  that in 5 days the POTY contest enters the next phase.  How long does that last and are there any more phases after that.
In other words, what is the timescale/format between now and the nomination of POTY?

[geronimo]

4 minutes ago, rumak said:

oh boy.   you got that wrong.    it is when you asked me to accept your nomination !

Definitely NOT TAKE OVER YOUR DUTY AS POTY NARRATOR  or be the one to distribute hand lotion

to the 3 or 4  members who are so stenuously stroking their ..............  you know whats. 

Sorry Yinn,   different strokes for different folks    ????

Oh dear! and there's me thinking I found a replacement. Oh well. back to the tower .....

[geronimo]

4 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

For once I am being serious!

 

I know CharlieH said a day or so back  that in 5 days the POTY contest enters the next phase.  How long does that last and are there any more phases after that.
In other words, what is the timescale/format between now and the nomination of POTY?

once voting starts, it continues until 11:59pm on December 31st .... and from Dec25th ambulances are deployed to collect fallers .....

Edited December 4, 2019 by geronimo

[geronimo]

10 minutes ago, sipi said:

About time. Now I have to wallow through 20 pages with my finger on the" like" button. 

Rumak for POTY. 

and Rumak will now unlike all your posts ????????????

[rumak]

I apologize to anyone that misunderstood my post.   If anyone thought i was really entering

anything I now withdraw ...... an entry and withdrawal almost as fast as when NCC  discovered last night the "girl" he was with had extra attachments.

 

I post here only as  sipis  campaign mgr.     please do not hold that against him 

 

our message is a simple one       Do not vote for sipi  !

 

[sipi]

44 minutes ago, rumak said:

 

You got a worker....just like mine !   looks like she's doing the grouting .

Keep posting,  we need more likes !     DON'T VOTE FOR SIPI

It's a good thing opposites attract. She's short, and thin, and attractive, smart and a hard worker. Exactly everything I'm doing not. 

Do Not vote for SiPi. 

[rumak]

Just now, geronimo said:

and Rumak will now unlike all your posts ????????????

when the real sh*t begins.    i will triple down 

 

be nice to Rumak,   G.MO    or you will end up like another member i have in custody

 

[sipi]

44 minutes ago, rumak said:

 

You got a worker....just like mine !   looks like she's doing the grouting .

Keep posting,  we need more likes !     DON'T VOTE FOR SIPI

It's a good thing opposites attract. She's short, and thin, and attractive, smart and a hard worker. Exactly everything I'm doing not. 

Do Not vote for SiPi. 

[sipi]

44 minutes ago, rumak said:

 

You got a worker....just like mine !   looks like she's doing the grouting .

Keep posting,  we need more likes !     DON'T VOTE FOR SIPI

It's a good thing opposites attract. She's short, and thin, and attractive, smart and a hard worker. Exactly everything I'm doing not. 

Do Not vote for SiPi. 

[sipi]

And she doesn't repeat herself 3 times. 

Crappy internet, sorry. 

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, sipi said:

And she doesn't repeat herself 3 times. 

Crappy internet, sorry. 

I thought triple posting was your new strategy for a moment ....

[sipi]

9 minutes ago, rumak said:

I apologize to anyone that misunderstood my post.   If anyone thought i was really entering

anything I now withdraw ...... an entry and withdrawal almost as fast as when NCC  discovered last night the "girl" he was with had extra attachments.

 

I post here only as  sipis  campaign mgr.     please do not hold that against him 

 

our message is a simple one       Do not vote for sipi  !

 

Too late, we're a team.

Do Not vote for SiPi. 

Do vote for Rumak. 

[rumak]

1 minute ago, sipi said:

And she doesn't repeat herself 3 times. 

Crappy internet, sorry. 

haha      she told me when you first met you would repeat yourself 3 times.

 

ahh,  times sure do change.

[sipi]

3 minutes ago, geronimo said:

I thought triple posting was your new strategy for a moment ....

And even after posting 3 times I still missed the auto word I was trying to delete. 

Do Not ever vote for that useless SiPi. 

[rumak]

Late breakfast today  .    sorry,  no pics today   wink wink

 

get to work     geronimo        You will definitely get a "participation" trophy for your efforts !

 

 

 

 

[geronimo]

21 minutes ago, rumak said:

Late breakfast today  .    sorry,  no pics today   wink wink

 

get to work     geronimo        You will definitely get a "participation" trophy for your efforts !

 

 

 

 

Plus I get to buy dinner for Rimmer .....

[scottiejohn]

I only joined in, after being nominated by @Andrew Dwyery (thank you Sir), so that I could have some fun on the POTY run.  This I have had in bundles thanks to the support and comments of many in this forum-thank you one and all. 
However in view of the length of time the contest will take, it’s format and my very limited attention span I now wish to retire from the contest and allow much better qualified and deserving contenders to compete.

 

Scotty is no longer standing for POTY!

 

PS;  I will not be disclosing at this time who I will support, I will wait until I have weighed all the envelopes.

PPS; SPECTRE, the Special POTY Election Committee Team Removing Enemies has been disbannded.
 

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, scottiejohn said:

I only joined in, after being nominated by @Andrew Dwyery (thank you Sir), so that I could have some fun on the POTY run.  This I have had in bundles thanks to the support and comments of many in this forum-thank you one and all. 
However in view of the length of time the contest will take, it’s format and my very limited attention span I now wish to retire from the contest and allow much better qualified and deserving contenders to compete.

 

Scotty is no longer standing for POTY!

 

PS;  I will not be disclosing at this time who I will support, I will wait until I have weighed all the envelopes.

PPS; SPECTRE, the Special POTY Election Committee Team Removing Enemies has been disbannded.
 

At least you won't have to endure being scalped .....

[Nyezhov]

59 minutes ago, canuckamuck said:

A kindred spirit and an example of living that motivates me to be more like Nyezhov.

You need to poop yourself in the BTS then. And be able to smile at the college girl next you afterwards.

 

Go now my child, and achieve greatness!

[rumak]

10 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

I only joined in, after being nominated by @Andrew Dwyery (thank you Sir), so that I could have some fun on the POTY run.  This I have had in bundles thanks to the support and comments of many in this forum-thank you one and all. 
However in view of the length of time the contest will take, it’s format and my very limited attention span I now wish to retire from the contest and allow much better qualified and deserving contenders to compete.

 

Scotty is no longer standing for POTY!

 

PS;  I will not be disclosing at this time who I will support, I will wait until I have weighed all the envelopes.

PPS; SPECTRE, the Special POTY Election Committee Team Removing Enemies has been disbannded.
 

 

Edited December 4, 2019 by rumak
double post