Yinn Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 5 hours ago, NCC1701A said: "Remember, it is super cool to vote for NCC1701A for POTY. Be cool like me and click the like button." Dear Uncle. i understand you really want to win. So much. But you show photo of old man you want to be yourself. Tvf voter not interested. Old movie, old joke, old man etc. Tvf voter is simple people. Is man. Man like two thing. Now I study the tv list. Play the game. Can learn. Maybe you can learn also. If to popular at the start, not win. Jai yen yen loong. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yinn Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 4 hours ago, NCC1701A said: "I am Yinn's much younger half sister Mistress Mopain and I am going to spank your *** if you don't vote for NCC1701A for POTY." Paid endorsement. Wardrobe and photography paid for by the campaign to elect NCC1701A POTY. Not my sister. But Charlie will know her. Sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assurancetourix Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 11 minutes ago, Isaanbiker said: Is it a new kind of big bike? A motorcycle Issan, I presume????? I did not imagine you on this kind of engine A similar photo, but without motor; it's me in Saigon, Vietnam in 1992; I would be curious to know what has become of the little girl sitting in front of the machine ; it was 27 years ago ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yinn Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Isaanbiker said: - All Tvf members not require to do TM 30 ever. Just report to Udon Joe. My dear Yinn. After you were offering so many goodies to the Farang community in Thailand, I'll buy a good pair of reading glasses for you once I'm holding the title in my hand. Thankyou. 1 hour ago, Isaanbiker said: Yin, do you know the difference between Udon Thani and Ubon Ratchathani? Yes. Forgot. Same some think I from Rayong, but is Ranong. I make many mistake. Charlie and Villagefarang is not English, and Geronimo is a Brit! 1 hour ago, Isaanbiker said: Satien Tamm Mue told me to say hello to you Yinn. Hello Pee Satien! Ok, I will put his song on the music thread now. 1 hour ago, Isaanbiker said: Udon Joe is in Ubon, Joe. ( Yinn) Should you be aware of the next lottery numbers, please feel free to send them via private message. Oh, you the police! Only Songkran or all the time? Good luck POTY sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yinn Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 28 minutes ago, Isaanbiker said: Dear Yinn, I've found a good pair of reading glasses and wanted to invite you to a worm eating contest. Easy rule. The one who eats more silkworms in 30 minutes, will get the title. ( Including a nose job...) P.S. A free ride on my Moped is waiting for you should you win. I guess you wouldn't' like to wake up next to your favorite buffaloe's head. Please see my POTY 2019 adviser......... Silkworm not really popular in south Thailand. You win. I not eat my worm. They my pet. And for eat rubbish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Yinn said: Silkworm not really popular in south Thailand. You win. I not eat my worm. They my pet. And for eat rubbish. Whatever "tickles your fancy"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Yinn said: Tvf voter not interested. Old movie, old joke, old man etc. Tvf voter is simple people. Not me! I am a clean living very well educated and modest young Scotsman who only loves the finer things in life. I.e. Me! PS; I never tell lies, trust me! Vote Scottie for POTY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Dwyer Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 1 hour ago, Assurancetourix said: Is it a new kind of big bike? A motorcycle Issan, I presume????? I did not imagine you on this kind of engine A similar photo, but without motor; it's me in Saigon, Vietnam in 1992; I would be curious to know what has become of the little girl sitting in front of the machine ; it was 27 years ago ... This thread has turned into “ look at me on 2 (or 3) wheels !! “ Well if you can’t beat ‘em join ‘em !! Here’s me , circa 1964, on 1 wheel !! That’s me on the right ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 32 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said: That’s me on the right Of which election? PS; Teddy looks cute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted November 30, 2019 Author Share Posted November 30, 2019 3 hours ago, Isaanbiker said: Dear Yinn, I've found a good pair of reading glasses and wanted to invite you to a worm eating contest. Easy rule. The one who eats more silkworms in 30 minutes, will get the title. ( Including a nose job...) P.S. A free ride on my Moped is waiting for you should you win. I guess you wouldn't' like to wake up next to your favorite buffaloe's head. Please see my POTY 2019 adviser......... I'm really hoping you're not the guy in the middle picture, and if you're the guy with the moustache, I imagined you to be about 25, wearing black leathers, still, a friendly, well-travelled chap you look. Best of luck in the contest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 "Hi. Nice to meet you. I did not vote for NCC1701A for POTY. You smell nice. What is your name?" Don't be a creep. Vote NCC1701A. Paid for by the man poking his head up in the background and the NCC1701A campaign fund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 "Make all these people vote for NCC1701A for POTY." "Yes boss. Is he the farang I saw with your sister?" "Just do it!" Paid for by the Brown Envelope Association and the NCC1701A election committee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 On 11/27/2019 at 10:52 PM, NCC1701A said: in seven years i only had to put two people on my ignore list. Who were they? It would definitely sway my vote if one of them was Steven100. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 56 minutes ago, chickenslegs said: Who were they? It would definitely sway my vote if one of them was Steven100. no not Steven100. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 1, 2019 Author Share Posted December 1, 2019 I has a quick chat with the TVF security guard this morning as I duly arrived for mY POTY commentary session and he pointed out that if anyone deserved this accolade, it is yours truly. Climbing up into that tower in all weathers, year in, year out, bringing all the latest news directly to your screens. He said that all TV members should recognise the unwavering loyalty that G has shown in the many years he has held the position and they should save their vote for the man who has so successfully been the voice of the POTY, come what may. Unlike football, there are no testimonials with the POTY and when Geronimo gets his marching orders, all he will have are the memories, but if you vote him in, he will at least have an honour to put on his mantlepiece ...... the choice is yours and I know that deep down, you know what the right thing to do is .... VOTE GERONIMO ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 1, 2019 Author Share Posted December 1, 2019 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF GERONIMO In order to help voters make the right choices, I thought I’d give you a rundown of my typical day: 05:30 Take the dogs for a walk (picking up trash as I go) 06:00 Donating essentials to the local homeless – Items such as rice, tinned foods and sleeping bags. 06:45 Morning coffee – While I decide how best to help those in need. 07:15 Off to TVF HQ to report on the POTY (feeding the soi dogs as I go) 09:00 Take delivery of my corned beef sandwiches that the good wife puts in the basket I lower. 11:00 Do my 2-hour stint manning the phones on suicide watch. This may involve rushing off to a bridge or high building to prevent a distressed individual ending it all. 14:30 Lunch which consists of 4 pork sticks and a cold can of Chang. 15:15 Emptying the TVF HQ bins (often find little gems in there) 17:00 Leave the TVF tower and head off to the battered wives centre where I teach weaving and self-defense. 18:30 Evening reunion with my 2 dogs. 20:00 Evening meal with wife, which I usually prepare. 21:30 Bedtime – I drift off dreaming of tomorrow, when I will be able to do it all again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 7 minutes ago, geronimo said: wife, which I usually prepare How do you prepare a wife and what are you preparing her for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 1, 2019 Author Share Posted December 1, 2019 1 hour ago, scottiejohn said: How do you prepare a wife and what are you preparing her for? Well, red indian culture does involve many rituals ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 2 hours ago, scottiejohn said: 2 hours ago, geronimo said: wife, which I usually prepare How do you prepare a wife and what are you preparing her for? I had assumed it was perhaps like preparing a turkey for thanksgiving? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assurancetourix Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 1 hour ago, geronimo said: Well, red indian culture does involve many rituals ......... เจอโรนิโม is your name in thai language ; it still has another look, right? Have you noticed that older Thais, have an air of resemblance to the American Indians? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 1, 2019 Author Share Posted December 1, 2019 13 minutes ago, bluesofa said: I had assumed it was perhaps like preparing a turkey for thanksgiving? er being native Americans, we don't celebrate thanksgiving ......... we do, however, celebrate Custer's last stand, which we won hands down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 1, 2019 Author Share Posted December 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Assurancetourix said: เจอโรนิโม is your name in thai language ; it still has another look, right? Have you noticed that older Thais, have an air of resemblance to the American Indians? Yes, there is a connection, I think my ancestors crossed into Asia ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 1, 2019 Author Share Posted December 1, 2019 Me and the family celebrating new crop ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 6 minutes ago, geronimo said: 21 minutes ago, bluesofa said: I had assumed it was perhaps like preparing a turkey for thanksgiving? er being native Americans, we don't celebrate thanksgiving ......... we do, however, celebrate Custer's last stand, which we won hands down! That make it sound like it was a hot-dog stand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, geronimo said: Me and the family celebrating new crop ..... Is that fish, or are they lambs feet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 1, 2019 Author Share Posted December 1, 2019 32 minutes ago, bluesofa said: Is that fish, or are they lambs feet? Bison testicles actually .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 Just now, geronimo said: 33 minutes ago, bluesofa said: Is that fish, or are they lambs feet? Bison testicles actually .......... b*llocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 1 hour ago, bluesofa said: I had assumed it was perhaps like preparing a turkey for thanksgiving? Do you mean giving her a good stuffing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 1, 2019 Author Share Posted December 1, 2019 Positivity Positivity is the key to all our woes A bad thought arises and away it goes we think and we feel our emotions we follow until we see it is all so hollow when we rise above clarity calls then with contemplation we break down the walls that were created by years of being told you can't do this you're way too old we stop ourselves from being great and here's the good thing it's never too late to knock down the walls and turn on the tap then your potential will fall into your lap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 9 minutes ago, geronimo said: Positivity Positivity is the key to all our woes A bad thought arises and away it goes we think and we feel our emotions we follow until we see it is all so hollow when we rise above clarity calls then with contemplation we break down the walls that were created by years of being told you can't do this you're way too old we stop ourselves from being great and here's the good thing it's never too late to knock down the walls and turn on the tap then your potential will fall into your lap For content I Usually go to "View new content" where you reply appeared li this "Positivity Positivity is the key to all our woes A bad thought arises and away it goes we think and we feel our emotions we follow until we see it is all so hollow when we rise above clarity calls then with contemplation we break down the walls that were created by years of being told you can't do this you're way too old we stop ourselves from being great and here's the good. " after reading it I thought to myself "Geronimo's medication must have just kicked in " . I was relieved to see that it was just a poem and I am still waiting for your medication to kick in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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