I thought I would Google  BigBoobs,to find some photos i could

try and load here and get some "Likes" as they seem to draw a

lot of them ,a tit is worth a 1000 words so it seems.

 

All that came up were a lot of sex sites (which I am sure many

have on speed dial),clicked Images, just a lot of boilers,so then

I Googled beautiful women, Images only showed head shots,which

are next to useless on here,it must include breasts,so I will keep

on trying, are nipples ok to be shown,or is that another thing that

is banned ?.

regards worgeordie

 

6 minutes ago, worgeordie said:

I thought I would Google  BigBoobs,to find some photos i could

try and load here and get some "Likes" as they seem to draw a

lot of them ,a tit is worth a 1000 words so it seems.

 

All that came up were a lot of sex sites (which I am sure many

have on speed dial),clicked Images, just a lot of boilers,so then

I Googled beautiful women, Images only showed head shots,which

are next to useless on here,it must include breasts,so I will keep

on trying, are nipples ok to be shown,or is that another thing that

is banned ?.

regards worgeordie

 

Just remember bigger is not always better ( IMO ).

 

4 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Just remember bigger is not always better ( IMO ).

 

She must have a bad back,carrying those around.

regards Worgeordie

1 hour ago, sirineou said:

For content I Usually go to "View new content" where you reply appeared li this

"Positivity Positivity is the key to all our woes A bad thought arises and away it goes we think and we feel our emotions we follow until we see it is all so hollow when we rise above clarity calls then with contemplation we break down the walls that were created by years of being told you can't do this you're way too old we stop ourselves from being great and here's the good. " 

after reading it I thought to myself "Geronimo's medication must have just kicked in  " . I was relieved to see that it was just a poem and I am still waiting for your medication to kick in.

My meds are permanently kicked in .....

14 hours ago, worgeordie said:

All that came up were a lot of sex sites

Maybe because you don't use the good words ;

I send to you by PM some good sites with japanese " models " ;

 

there it's done ; look in your private message box

 

 

Edited December 2, 20196 yr by Assurancetourix

Another gem that came from nowhere ...

 

The creature that learns

 

Life started here

from sunlight and sea

it slowly evolved

into what we can see

 

evolution took hold

and species flourished

as nature provided

all that they nourished

 

Science has told us

that we are all linked

some have survived

while others extinct

 

The creatures changed

in time with their world

all was quite hectic

as new life unfurled

 

Then came the ape

our ancestral friend

from these primates

did humans descend

 

Our brain was ready

we searched and we learned

we began our quest

leaving no stone unturned

 

Then we discovered

the Earth wasn't square

Then came machines

enter despair

 

for what had always been

a harmonious place

was now being pillaged

by the human race

 

Then came space

and then pretty soon

Neil and his buddies

stood on the moon

 

Now we are looking

further afield

Quantum physics

a magnetic shield

 

We can now search the universe

with infrared beams

We've already learned

it's not what it seems

 

The universe is expanding

of this we are sure

bigger and bigger

much becomes more

 

Next it will be

a great permeator

when science proves

there is no creator

 

Alien life

is out there we know

it won't be too long

then we'll have a show

 

And then comes the time

ourselves, we outlearn

we punished the planet

now it's her turn

 

to redress the balance

to cut out the part

the creature that learns

who isn't so smart

 

Don't forget to click on that little heart ..........

 

 

 

 

Edited December 2, 20196 yr by geronimo

This one is for every living thing .....

 

Animals

 

Animals intrigue me

There is such a varied range

Things that stick out

And colours that change

 

Feelers and probes

Things for attack

Fangs and venom

And a sting in their back

 

A cat can be playful

Especially indoors

Tearing things up

With retractable claws

 

A dog is so faithful

So loving and true

He’s there for you always

Whatever you do

 

A horse is a runner

It moves with such grace

Flaring his nostrils

as he throws you on your face

 

A shark can be mean

With cold staring eyes

His double rows of teeth

Hold the biggest surprise!

 

A bull is so fearsome

He grunts and he snorts

He’s made to take part

In the bloodiest of sports

 

A crab is protected

With armour and claws

Burying itself

Along sandy shores

 

 

 

A parrot has skills

That outweighs other birds

He’ll repeat what he hears

And he loves the naughty words!

 

The hippo is awesome

He likes to eat grass

But enter his kingdom

And he’ll have your ass!

 

A rhino, it is said

Will seldom relax

And he can charge

A train off its tracks!

 

An owl is a master

With vision to match

A fast moving field mouse

Is an easy thing to catch!

 

 

 

An eagle is awesome

It soars and it dives

If you’re on the ground

You might not survive

 

A peacock is stunning

Some people would say

Spreading her tail

A breathtaking display!

 

Bears are good sniffers

And they can be quite funny

Covered with bees

As they seek out their honey!

 

Elephants are amazing

Their talents are many

He’ll paint you a picture

If you throw him a penny

 

 

 

A hedgehog is spiky

Painful to touch

He’ll turn into a ball

If you push him too much

 

A rodent survives

Living off his wits

In dirty kitchens

He eats all the bits

 

Crocs are so silent

Motionless they lay

Patiently waiting

To snap up their prey

 

A bat is a creature

That’s sure hard to find

He sleeps upside down

And what’s more he’s blind!

 

 

 

Penguins are lively

And can handle the cold

At least minus fifty

Or so I am told

 

A scorpion is scary

He’d cause you to wail

If you had the misfortune

To encounter his tail!

 

Cockroaches are special

No doubt you’ll be thrilled

When you finally realize

They can never be killed!

 

A snail moves so slowly

Leaving little to chance

But he’s on the menu

If he slips into France

 

 

 

Pandas are scarce

And that’s oh so true

It’s hardly surprising

Cos they only eat bamboo!

 

Fish like the water

Rivers and the seas

Freely they roam

Going where they please

 

And then there’s the human

The smart one at that

The one and only life form

That destroys his own habitat!

 

Are we really the masters?

Or are dolphins the best?

My money’s on flipper

Cos we failed the test!

 

PS If you have a pet, it is your duty to gives this a like .....

 

 

Edited December 2, 20196 yr by geronimo

As we are a global community, I thought I'd throw this one out there ........

 

Countries

 

England the mighty,

bold were their quests

now its backfired

as they flock in as guests

 

France is a place

for romance and flair

french bread and garlic

waft through the air

 

Greece is a land

as good as it gets

lay on the beach

with all of those debts

 

Russia is vast

of that there's no doubt

Putin's muscle

cannot be counted out

 

New Zealand is natural

The green fields they keep

full to the brim

with millions of sheep

 

Norway is hardened

of rock it is made

no longer its people

do plunder and raid

 

Sweden is awesome

great lakes and fauna

it is gets too cold

jump into the sauna

 

Finland is dark

cold winter nears

mountains and lakes

snow up to your ears

 

Mexico is the one

if you like your food hot

be careful with the locals

you might just get shot

 

Canada is vast

wilderness everywhere

if you're not in a city

you might meet a bear

 

Monte Carlo is heaven

if you've money to spare

a million on red

why do I care?

 

Nepal is a place

you can go hiking for weeks

get yourself lost

in the snowy peaks

 

Vietnam is alluring

rice paddies abound

tough little fellas

as the USA found

 

Singapore is a diamond

so orderly and clean

no gum in your mouth

if you know what I mean

 

Japan is so serious

work, work and then

off to karaoke

till fifteen past ten

 

Ireland is pleasant

guiness and pies

frustrated locals

and Eurozone lies

 

 

America the free

or so we would think

Hamburgers and hot dogs

with budweiser to drink

 

Spain is on fire

their passion is hot

the men are so handsome

but subtle they're not

 

Germany's efficient

they make great cars too

speed down the autobahn

they'll never catch you

 

Brazil is all colour

tanned skin on the beach

beautiful people

all within reach

 

Scotland the brave

north of the border

with whisky on tap

there's always disorder

 

Australia is massive

but the real scary thing

is that all of the animals

will bite, kick or sting

 

Thailand is amazing

that's what they say

the nightlife is awesome

with sun in the day

 

India is busy

bustling with life

take care of the cow

instead of the wife

 

China is the place

they make all the stuff

as hard as they try

its never enough

 

Belgium is ancient

with nothing to fear

wonderful chocolate

and the tastiest beer

 

Poland is freezing

and it is no surprise

they drink lots of vodka

to keep out the demise

 

 

This is the last one, I promise ....

 

 

Emotions

 

We all have them,

so many to bear

afraid of fear

captured to care

 

Emotions are rooted

deep in the psyche,

Do I have an ego?

Gimme a mike

 

Worry is a killer

some call is stress

silently leading

to weary duress

 

Envy is hollow

and has no place

in you or me,

or the whole human race

 

Anger explodes

no reason or rhyme

it rushes upon us

in a nano of time

 

Humour is funny

slapstick and raw

the dry English wit

is what I adore

 

Frustration is confusing

the answer unknown

the mind suffers

the solution not shown

 

Grief gnaws

at your very soul

the loss of a loved one

leaves a big hole

 

Surprise is a start

pleasant or not

no time to prepare

before it is got

 

Sympathy is fine

for others, not me

another one's problems

I don't wish to see

 

Suspicion is lousy

“He did it” you say,

casting the blame

the opposite way

 

Boredom is tedious

again and again

we do the same things

need I explain?

 

Hate is the worst

it eats you away

taking you over

as it spreads decay

 

Elation is bliss

the ultimate high

then it is over

you heave with a sigh

 

mistrust is around

if you give it a chance

a negative angle

you need to enhance

 

Joy is the best

a pure one, so nice

it's one we all want

but it comes at a price

 

What is the cost?

I hear you all say

take all the other emotions

and throw them away!!

 

 

Err, is this PLOTY - Poet Laureate Of The Year now?

Just now, bluesofa said:

Err, is this PLOTY - Poet Laureate Of The Year now?

PLOTY I like it .... PLOTY for POTY .....

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

PLOTY I like it .... PLOTY for POTY .....

Ha ha! That sounds more like a two year-old describing having a dump: ploppy for potty.

On 11/27/2019 at 11:43 PM, worgeordie said:

I just want to say thank you,for whomever put my name forward,

 

Your welcome.

"We used to work in a restaurant, then we graduated from NCC1701A's job skills retraining program. Now we all have new iPhones."

Vote for the candidate that is helping Thais find better employment opportunities in the local community. 

Paid for by Freelancers for iPhones and the committee to elect NCC1701A for POTY.

 

1 minute ago, NCC1701A said:

"We used to work in a restaurant, then we graduated from NCC1701A's job skills retraining program. Now we all have new iPhones."

Vote for the candidate that is helping Thais find better employment opportunities in the local community. 

Paid for by Freelancers for iPhones and the committee to elect NCC1701A for POTY.

 

The girls, like the phones, are probably fake ????????????

17 minutes ago, geronimo said:

The girls, like the phones, are probably fake ????????????

XX chromosomes are required for the job skills retraining program. Applicants may be required to pass other basic skills.        

 

 

 

1 minute ago, NCC1701A said:

XX chromosomes are required for the job skills retraining program. Applicants may be required to pass other basic skills.       

Ah yes, the oral test.

1 minute ago, bluesofa said:

Ah yes, the oral test.

and if they fail, they can take it again and again .....

Just now, geronimo said:

3 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Ah yes, the oral test.

and if they fail, they can take it again and again .....

That fact seems hard to swallow.

1 minute ago, bluesofa said:

That fact seems hard to swallow.

Come come now, try harder ....

6 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Ah yes, the oral test.

Is that the same as the Cadbury Flake and the Wall’s 99 tests?

1 minute ago, geronimo said:

Come come now, try harder ....

Is your first name Linda by any chance?

3 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

Is that the same as the Cadbury Flake and the Wall’s 99 tests?

Surely you must mean the Walls 69 tests?

3 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Surely you must mean the Walls 69 tests?

No I look on it a different way.

Still it could give finger licking good a new meaning.

 

Edited December 2, 20196 yr by scottiejohn

"My sister said you did not vote for NCC1701A for POTY. Is that true?"

It's a small country. Don't let this happen to you. Vote NCC1701A for POTY.

Paid for by Expats to Ban Cameras in Short Time Rooms and NCC1701A election committee.    

 

 

3 hours ago, geronimo said:

This is the last one, I promise ....

 

you read my mind...

before you expel me,  remember I am the campaign mgr for sipi

Edited December 2, 20196 yr by rumak

1 minute ago, rumak said:

you read my mind

last one for today that is ,,,,,,

Just now, geronimo said:

last one for today that is ,,,,,,

ok      me too

3 minutes ago, rumak said:

you read my mind...

before you expel me,  remember I am the campaign mgr for sipi

The hardest part of your job will be keeping him sober ......

10 minutes ago, geronimo said:

The hardest part of your job will be keeping him sober ......