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Yinn Platinum Member

Yinn

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2 hours ago, geronimo said:

yet another, where are they coming from?

 

 

 

Food

 

Beef is the king

for carniverous beasts

hunting parties

and three day feasts

 

Lamb is so greasy

with mint its sublime

young is the tender

too tough in his prime

 

Chicken is meat

or it appears to be

who knows what you'll find

in KFC

 

Pasta is healthy

have I got that right?

Pile on the carbs

to add to your plight

 

Beans are so cool

in tomato sauce

rope in the steers

jump on your horse

 

Spaghetti is long

and basically thin

maybe that's why

it runs down your chin

 

Sausages are filled

with parts of a hog

or maybe it could be

the inners of frog

 

Pies are so tasty

with crusts that do crumble

just thinking about it

makes my tummy rumble

 

Cake is for parties

at least so I'm told

with candles to show

how many years old

 

Pork is quite crispy

yet easy to spoil

those that don't eat it

have all of the oil

 

Bread is the source

of roughage for most

baked, sliced and packed

or turned into toast

 

Cheese is a favourite

for European taste

curdling milk

turned into a paste

 

Vegetables vary

in colour and size

plant some seedlings

watch them rise

 

Butter is heaven

a dairy type spread

great for cooking

or covering bread

 

All these things

the tastes and the twangs

let's not forget ice cream

and lemon marangs

 

 

 

 

Vote Geronimo for POTY (Poet of the Year!)

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geronimo Gold Member

geronimo

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1 minute ago, ivor bigun said:

Well as i have been nominated i suppose i better post here,VOTE FOR ME. 

ps i bet quite a lot of you have posted on my GOD  thread,cant believe its lasted so long . 

 

You are to receive an award for that thread. I do believe its a set of rosary beads blessed by the man himself ....

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Nyezhov Gold Member

Nyezhov

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4 minutes ago, geronimo said:

You are to receive an award for that thread. I do believe its a set of rosary beads blessed by the man himself ....

Damn dude why didnt you tell me, I gave them to a deaf chick on Soi 4. 

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Clarification ..... the likes thread closes on the 7th and anyone with zero likes is eliminated. The likes you accumulate in this thread will go towards votes; 5 likes = 1 vote.

 

from the 7th to 21st there will be another section that will be announced ahead of time. Then on the 21st voting will begin. 

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Thank you Charlie. Simply because I made a mistake once with the monkeys up in Lopburi doesnt mean I should be humiliated by it forever. My child thanks you too, she was already humiliated by seeing her mother on Pornhub in Feeder vids.

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5 hours ago, geronimo said:

Clarification ..... the likes thread closes on the 7th and anyone with zero likes is eliminated. The likes you accumulate in this thread will go towards votes; 5 likes = 1 vote.

 

from the 7th to 21st there will be another section that will be announced ahead of time. Then on the 21st voting will begin. 

While others are busy posting in the various forums and sub forums  Buried deep on the communities subforum  others were blowing each other and giving each other "Likes" 

 

Is that  the deep state trump talks about?:tongue:

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I posted this in the wrong thread. Since it is shameless pandering for likes, I meant to post it here. Whatever.

 

My campaign promises.

1. 90 day reporting will be eliminated and replaced 93 day reporting.

2. Everyone's significant other will be designated as different. And possibly High-so Chinese descent.

3. Subsidies will be announced for buffalo medicine. 

4. The Thai baht will be exchanged at the rate of 50 per 1 USD 

5. Visas will be 10 minutes or free at every immigration office.

6. All drivers will be required to look for oncoming traffic before entering the roadways

7. American and English breakfast will no longer be allowed to feature hot dogs. Proper sausages and bacon only

8. No one will be required to eat rice more than 5 times a week unless they want to.

9. Everyone who has paid for a house for someone in Issan will be allowed to own a house of their own.

10 All of these promises will be forgotten by the time I receive the crown and tights.

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On 11/28/2019 at 9:21 PM, canuckamuck said:

So I don't don't know what this thread is about. I suppose it is an opportunity for self promotion, which is great but I have no heart for it. It is easier to promote others, and there a bunch of members in the running this year that I really like. But I do think if I had to choose I would support NCC1701A. On the basis of three things. He has sense of humor, He has a strong resemblance to Keifer Sutherland, the Star Trek reference, and the fact his informational posts have very low bullsh1te content. Although this last fact is negated by the BS expounded when he waxes on concerning his amorous conquests. Which leads me to believe there is some compensating going on. But who am I to judge?

I am a misanthropic, conservative, and anachronistic, old soul. I am only here to bemoan the better days gone before and to tut tut all of the progressive nonsense as the climax of humanity is decades behind us now. 

So vote NC... Less BS and an actual person.

I like canychamuck, if you stand down wind from him he don't smell too bad, and a such he would make a fine POTY and bring honor and dignity to this forum. Vote Canuckamuck !!!

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20 minutes ago, canuckamuck said:

The ideal height for you to drop your buttered toast from, if you want it land butter side up, is 8 feet.

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Who would not want their butter side up? especially if you were  in Upper Mongolia where I hear (thanks to your very informative weather report) that the temperature is a blustery -15F !! Making spreading any more butter a near impossibility.

By the way,  did you know that Mongolia Is Noted For Its Horse Culture?  incidental Mongolian horses are short. about 5 ft tall so with the addition of a rider would put the rider's hand at about 8 ft, the ideal height of dropping your buttered bread.

Coincidence I ask? or evolution at work. 

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4 minutes ago, sirineou said:

Who would not want their butter side up? especially if you were  in Upper Mongolia where I hear (thanks to your very informative weather report) that the temperature is a blustery -15F !! Making spreading any more butter a near impossibility.

By the way,  did you know that Mongolia Is Noted For Its Horse Culture?  incidental Mongolian horses are short. about 5 ft tall so with the addition of a rider would put the rider's hand at about 8 ft, the ideal height of dropping your buttered bread.

Coincidence I ask? or evolution at work. 

 Part of the reason the Mongolians conquered most of the known world was their mastery of buttered bread. This is also the reason why .5% of the world's population can be traced back to Genghis Khan. The ladies got pretty hot over his buttered bread action.

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51 minutes ago, canuckamuck said:

 

Just one of the services I can provide

Do you have teeth? ????????????????

 

A poem

 

Nightly wank

Nightly wank

Nightly wank

Over!

Through the alleys of Sukhumvit he wanders!

Katoeys to the left of him!

Burmese to the right!

Through the curtain of Rainbow he ambles!

 

 

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6 minutes ago, canuckamuck said:

 Part of the reason the Mongolians conquered most of the known world was their mastery of buttered bread. This is also the reason why .5% of the world's population can be traced back to Genghis Khan. The ladies got pretty hot over his buttered bread action.

I want to say which part of me is 5% mongolian but i am not sure the forum rules permute it.

Which part of you is 5% mongoloid?

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NOTICE 

 

THIS TOPIC WILL CLOSE OT THE 7TH

 

 A new topic "Run to the Poll" will open for all to participate and to gather support for this years runners. This will be the final counting area before the

Voting Poll opens on the 21st.

This is a true "free for all" topic where people can support or oppose the runners, have your say etc (within forum rules).

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