Andrew Dwyer Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Just now, geronimo said: A dead horse I am flogging? Not quite dead but maybe you call a priest ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 7 minutes ago, villagefarang said: I wouldn't worry about it. You are definitely no worse than trans with his songs, and he won after several attempts.???? Did you see his new avatar? I think all the fame went to his head, If I win I am changing my avatar also. I am thinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, geronimo said: A dead horse I am flogging? Dunno, do you work in a butcher's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poohy Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 I would like to notify everyone we are retiring from this competition of titans in closing The boy stood in the chip shop eating red hot scallops he dropped one down his trouser front And burnt his extra large ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rumak Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 2 hours ago, CharlieH said: Don't like the last verse ! The following morning the realisation arrives We are so lucky to have great Thai wives. It's then that while the years that past Will continue together and ever last. ???? Kinda like those movies Charlie. Where they have 2 different endings to choose from . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 6, 2019 Author Share Posted December 6, 2019 1 minute ago, rumak said: Kinda like those movies Charlie. Where they have 2 different endings to choose from . Fortunately, I didn't copyright my poetry ..... its there for all to mess with, much like open source software .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 2 hours ago, geronimo said: A dead horse I am flogging? How much.......????...................???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 6, 2019 Author Share Posted December 6, 2019 1 minute ago, transam said: How much.......????...................???? Well, you'll need a cart to take it to the knackers yard ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 The next step will be interesting. I am still totally undecided but leaning towards two or three, including Yinn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 10 hours ago, worgeordie said: After much thought and deliberation (actually a few seconds) I wish my name to be withdrawn from this ...err, mess that is this years POTY. I cannot compete against posters getting "Likes" for pictures of tits,when I only have words,let it be known i have nothing against breasts, in fact I am very fond of them. This years format is just going on and on,with the same few posters,POTY use to be fun and funny,there seems very little interest in it considering the number of members of the forum,the poems were the last straw ! So good luck to all others, in the race for the long run. Your a better man...or woman than I am Gunga Yinn. Kind regards Worgeordie i am very sad to hear this. Worgerordie you are one of my favorite members. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 14 minutes ago, NCC1701A said: i am very sad to hear this. Worgerordie you are one of my favorite members. I bet you say that to all the boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 The problem with running the competition over a week or two is the same mob always complain that they never heard about it. We'll have a winner before it begins at this rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 10 hours ago, bluesofa said: I agree with worgeordie on this. It has definitely changed for the worse, from what it used to be. If it's possible to withdraw from this, I'd like to do the same too. The POTY is like TVF and the Hotel California "You can check out any time you like, But you can never leave!' " You guys are taking this thing too seriously. There is no tangible way to determine who is the poster of the year, if there was I would win every year. As such any process would be flawed. You know what they say about being screwed. "If you can't avoid it ,lay down and enjoy it " we are not here for the spoils, we are here to have fun. Personally I when I win, I will distribute all the proceeds from the cash price, and the sale of the tiara to charity (coats for those poor cold monkeys at the other thread" and a generous allowance for those who voted for me. Just remember to keep your voting receipt. Disclaimer Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law. For optimum performance and safety, please read these instructions carefully. If you think you will get any money you are a bigger idiot than I thought. Void where prohibited. No representation or warranty, express or implied, with respect to the completeness, accuracy, fitness for a particular purpose, or utility of these materials or any information or opinion contained herein. Actual mileage may vary. Prices slightly higher east and west of the Mississippi. All models over 18 years of age. No animals were harmed during the production of this product. Any resemblance to actual people, living or dead, or events, past, present or future, is purely coincidental. This product not to be construed as an endorsement of any product or company, nor as the adoption or promulgation of any guidelines, standards or recommendations. Some names have been changed to protect the innocent. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Some assembly required. Batteries not included. Package sold by weight, not volume. Contents may settle during shipment. No user-serviceable parts inside. Use only as directed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Every year same same. This wrong that wrong. But we always end up with a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
473geo Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 51 minutes ago, sipi said: Every year same same. This wrong that wrong. But we always end up with a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirineou Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 1 hour ago, sirineou said: Personally I when I win, I will distribute all the proceeds from the cash price, and the sale of the tiara to charity I was told by my lawyers I need to disclose that "Charity " is the name of a stripper in Pattaya Non the less stripers have needs too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 12 hours ago, worgeordie said: After much thought and deliberation (actually a few seconds) I wish my name to be withdrawn from this ...err, mess that is this years POTY. I cannot compete against posters getting "Likes" for pictures of tits,when I only have words,let it be known i have nothing against breasts, in fact I am very fond of them. This years format is just going on and on,with the same few posters,POTY use to be fun and funny,there seems very little interest in it considering the number of members of the forum,the poems were the last straw ! So good luck to all others, in the race for the long run. Your a better man...or woman than I am Gunga Yinn. Kind regards Worgeordie 2 hours ago, NCC1701A said: i am very sad to hear this. Worgerordie you are one of my favorite members. so you going to vote for me now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sipi Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Why didn't you tell me titty photos gets likes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 I just want to thank kingofthemountain for a huge number of votes. Remember with great power comes great responsibly. Vote NCC1701A for POTY. Special consideration for kingofthemountain provided by The Pimp Club in Bankok and paid for by the committee to elect NCC1701A for POTY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofthemountain Posted December 6, 2019 Share Posted December 6, 2019 Just now, NCC1701A said: I just want to thank kingofthemountain for a huge number of votes. Remember with great power comes great responsibly. Vote NCC1701A for POTY. Special consideration for kingofthemountain provided by The Pimp Club in Bankok and paid for by the committee to elect NCC1701A for POTY. You are welcome anyway you deserve it imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 7, 2019 Author Share Posted December 7, 2019 No poems today ....... honestly ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 7, 2019 Author Share Posted December 7, 2019 I just penned another poem, but it's OK, I burnt it to keep warm .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 7, 2019 Author Share Posted December 7, 2019 Just checked the job classified section to see if there's an opening for an ex-poet ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 7, 2019 Author Share Posted December 7, 2019 I was thinking of starting another thread ....... Don't you believe in god and why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 You put your bet on number one And it comes up every time The other kids have all backed down And they put you first in line And so you finally ask yourself Just how big you are And you take your place in a wiser world Of bigger motor cars And you wonder who to call on. At the Motor Expo in Bangkok looking for my next ride. I need to find something worthy of being POTY. Having trouble deciding on the color. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 7, 2019 Author Share Posted December 7, 2019 13 minutes ago, NCC1701A said: You put your bet on number one And it comes up every time The other kids have all backed down And they put you first in line And so you finally ask yourself Just how big you are And you take your place in a wiser world Of bigger motor cars And you wonder who to call on. At the Motor Expo in Bangkok looking for my next ride. I need to find something worthy of being POTY. Having trouble deciding on the color. You'll need to have the potholes in the TVF car park repaired ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 "Resistance is futile." Don't you believe it! Don't let this happen to you! Don't be assimilated by unqualified POTY candidates. Vote NCC1701A for POTY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Lets all sing along! I'm an alligator, I'm a mama-papa coming for you I'm the space invader, I'll be a rock 'n' rollin' b**ch for you Keep your mouth shut, you're squawking like a pink monkey bird And I'm busting up my brains for the words Keep your 'lectric eye on me babe Put your ray gun to my head Press your space face close to mine, love Freak out in a moonage daydream oh yeah Don't fake it baby, lay the real thing on me The church of man, love, is such a holy place to be Make me baby, make me know you really care Make me jump into the air Be my pink monkey bird. Make me baby, make me know you really care Make me jump into the air. The church of NCC1701A, love, is such a holy place to be. Put your 'lectric eye on NCC1701A for POTY babe. LIKE IT BABE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 19 minutes ago, NCC1701A said: "Resistance is futile." Don't you believe it! Don't let this happen to you! Don't be assimilated by unqualified POTY candidates. Vote NCC1701A for POTY. I did have one of those, but it was made in China, luckily I have two eyes......???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted December 7, 2019 Share Posted December 7, 2019 Where is Yinn today, hmmmm, what's the time in Scunthorpe...? .......???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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