scottiejohn Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Vote for Scottie for POTY and you can come and play with my toys; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 2, 2019 Author Share Posted December 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, scottiejohn said: Vote for Scottie for POTY and you can come and play with my toys; A bit like "what do panties and nail polish have in common? They both come off with alcohol ...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Just now, geronimo said: A bit like "what do panties and nail polish have in common? They both come off with alcohol ... But I don't like taking off my nail polish and as for my p...……………. Oops too much information! I can't find the delete button! Help!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 2, 2019 Author Share Posted December 2, 2019 2 minutes ago, scottiejohn said: But I don't like taking off my nail polish and as for my p...……………. Oops too much information! I can't find the delete button! Help!! Well, if you're like most Scots, you don't wear them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 5 minutes ago, geronimo said: Well, if you're like most Scots, you don't wear them! That's why I can't find them then! I'll just give my assets an airing instead of taking off the nail polish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Or oral sex and informants ........one slip of the tongue and your in the sh** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Where is that “delete my last six(sex) posts button. My chances of POTY will go downhill if people think I’m a cross-dressing Scottish Terrier with no B*lls. Note; I said ‘Terrier’ not ‘terror’. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 1 hour ago, CharlieH said: Or oral sex and informants ........one slip of the tongue and your in the sh** If you are indulging in Oral sex what are you informing about and how are you doing so. Excuse my ignorance but us poor Scotties lead a very sheltered life! Remember; Vote Scottie for POTTY. Unlike the other contenders I never tell lies or exaggerate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yinn Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 My favorite is my music thread. It not very popular, but some people like it. thankyou to everyone help with it. Especially Ortonroad, help a lot. some really good song I not listen since many year. Enjoy a lot. also interesting for me to know the thai song the foreigner like. Thai have lot off different music style. Can be for everyone. For December election month I will put one song everyday. Not the song I like the most, but the song I think you guys like to listen.... no, watch the most. like this... (this one skilfull a lot) THE FEET! And this. Like thai woman supergroup. Many famous one. And if you have thai favorite song, please enter on the thread. Thankyou. Thai Music we love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 20 minutes ago, scottiejohn said: If you are indulging in Oral sex what are you informing about and how are you doing so. Excuse my ignorance but us poor Scotties lead a very sheltered life! Remember; Vote Scottie for POTTY. Unlike the other contenders I never tell lies or exaggerate! And clearly not the brightest pup in the litter.....???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, CharlieH said: And clearly not the brightest pup in the litter.....???? No! But, Little Scottie is just trying to suck in as much info as possible and a little bit of licking and tickling on the side always helps in that quest for input. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 3 hours ago, CharlieH said: And clearly not the brightest pup in the litter.....???? But you were the one who started littering your post with/about sh*t! <snip> (5555 can't insert emoji !) and rockers! Note to self; Tone it down Scottie or you will be potted! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 5 Days left for this topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 1 hour ago, CharlieH said: 5 Days left for this topic and then what happens? serious question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 8 minutes ago, NCC1701A said: and then what happens? serious question. See posted guidelines at the top of this forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 13 minutes ago, CharlieH said: See posted guidelines at the top of this forum. Ha! Looks like I've committed suicide then. That's the first I heard about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CharlieH Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Just now, bluesofa said: Ha! Looks like I've committed suicide then. That's the first I heard about that. Not necessarily, you still have 5 days to participate and gather "likes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenslegs Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 38 minutes ago, NCC1701A said: and then what happens? serious question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 2, 2019 Author Share Posted December 2, 2019 7 hours ago, NCC1701A said: and then what happens? serious question. Knives come out of sheathes and arrows are drawn!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 3, 2019 Author Share Posted December 3, 2019 Another little ode to warm you up ....... Waiting Waiting is a part of our lives You wait for the bus, And then there’s the post Wait a few more seconds And up pops your toast. We wait for a chance A moment to seize It passes us by With the greatest of ease We wait for our wives For how long? God knows While she paints her eyelashes And powders her nose We wait at the red light With amber in mind The light turns to green And you’re hit from behind! Fishing is different Waiting is nice Relaxing surroundings And beer with ice. We wait for a bite Lines cast and mapped Then comes a screech And your line’s been snapped! Waiting for payday For cash to be given You work your nuts off But still you are driven By the incessant demands Of a greedy boss Something he gains Will surely be your loss! Waiting for love Don’t move with such haste The chances are It’ll all be a waste! We wait for a fortune To drop in our lap Doing the numbers To escape the rat trap We wait for our children To grow up and flourish You pay for their keep Their bodies you nourish And when they grow up With degrees and white collars They’ll duly repay you With millions of dollars! Waiting for grandkids How lovely they are They smash up your Hi Fi And throw up in your car Waiting for retirement The end is in sight Twiddling your thumbs Will be your plight What else can we wait for? I hear you cry Well how about this …. You’re waiting to die!! Please like this before you die ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 3, 2019 Author Share Posted December 3, 2019 and another ???? Household chores A pain in the ass That’s household chores Making the beds And sweeping up the floors Doing the dishes Ironing a shirt Where does it come from? All this dirt Cooking the food Buttering the bread Peeling the potatoes Making sure we’re fed Vaccuming the carpets Put the cutlery away Wine glasses gleaming Neatly on a tray Dusting the ornaments And mopping the floor And don’t forget The top of the door Making the beds Fluffing up the quilt Watering the plants Before they wilt Then there’s the bathroom It’s harder than you think Scrub the toilet bowl And don’t forget the sink But if household chores bore you You can rid them from your life It’s really quite easy Just give them to the wife! If you have a wife, click on "like" ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesofa Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 7 hours ago, CharlieH said: 7 hours ago, bluesofa said: Ha! Looks like I've committed suicide then. That's the first I heard about that. Not necessarily, you still have 5 days to participate and gather "likes" Thanks. I think I'll just stick to posting what I want to post about in topics that interest me. I had no idea there was a sort of 'open warfare' competition to determine a winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 3, 2019 Author Share Posted December 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, bluesofa said: Thanks. I think I'll just stick to posting what I want to post about in topics that interest me. I had no idea there was a sort of 'open warfare' competition to determine a winner. This is merely a preliminary warm up event Sir ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 3, 2019 Author Share Posted December 3, 2019 and one for the mods ...... Rules Rules control us They keep us in line Break one or two And you’ll pay a fine Crossing the street At a very brisk pace You’ll get a ticket If it’s in the wrong place Walking is common Slowly or fast But whatever you do Keep off the grass! Double yellow lines Might get dogs barking But for you and I They mean No parking! Leaving your country Touring with Lisa Is all very well If you’ve got yourself a visa! Working abroad Living like a hermit Employment prohibited If you don’t have a permit Even in Thailand They seem to find ways To make you report Every ninety days Driving a vehicle Is difficult at best You’re forbidden to do it Until you’ve passed the test! At home that would mean Being able to drive Here just make sure The examiner gets five! Corruption is evil I hear you all say Forget right and wrong With money you pay The cops and the soldiers Politicians too Swear they’ll be honest Could that possibly be true? I’ve never believed In stories or fables Cash in the hand Under the tables! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 3, 2019 Author Share Posted December 3, 2019 and how could we ever forgot those ...... Soi Dogs Their lot is a sad one Or so it would seem But in actual fact They’ve got the cream No owner to lick No commands or orders No house to protect Or patrolling any borders They have their own order A social ladder Peeing on things To empty their bladder It’s far too hot for conflict Just gimmee some shade A small bowl of water And I’ve got it made! As for female company That’s nothing new The worst that can happen Is the back of the queue Oh look! There’s a group An orgy in the ditch It’s times like this I’m glad I’m not a bitch I can vividly remember A little puppy boy Thinking he’d be safe In his own Soi To venture beyond And over the walls Required intelligence And a whole lot of balls! Hygiene can be a problem It isn’t very nice If it isn’t fleas or ticks It’ll probably be lice! So although we have no owner We are completely free Doing as we please Let’s have a pee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 3, 2019 Author Share Posted December 3, 2019 When asked where he got his poetic talent, Geronimo replied ... "I've absolutely no idea. I think I bought it in Ikea" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 3, 2019 Author Share Posted December 3, 2019 This one's for Big C fans everywhere ..... Shopping We all love to do it Buying our stuff Carpets and curtains There’s never enough Markets and malls Are places to go If you’re into buying There’s plenty on show Supermarkets abound Aisle after aisle Shampoos and make up Whatever your style Auctions are best Lots to consider A wink of the eye And you are a bidder Fast food is upon us Spreading like flies Ketchup, a napkin Salt on your fries Markets are awesome Bargains galore Clothing and products Sold on the floor We all love to shop It’s really quite funny Walking around Spending your money I’ll take it he said How much does it cost? An arm and a leg Nothing gained, nothing lost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 2 hours ago, geronimo said: Knives come out of sheathes and arrows are drawn!!!! And the kilt discarded the woad applied and the claymore wielded! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geronimo Posted December 3, 2019 Author Share Posted December 3, 2019 Just now, scottiejohn said: And the kilt discarded the woad applied and the claymore wielded! The woad sounds like a nasty ailment!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted December 3, 2019 Share Posted December 3, 2019 1 hour ago, geronimo said: We all love to shop It’s really quite funny Walking around Spending your money Not my money you are not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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