An Irishman

An Irishman was driving his car hoe from the pub when he was stopped a policeman as he seemed to be driving eratically.

The Poilceman asked him to step out of the car, "sure I will do no such ting" replied the Irishman. the Policeman was insisant so eventualyy the Irishman got out of the car but continued to give the copper a torrant of verbal. the Policeman had not had a good day, and this was not helped by the Irishman who kept trying to wander off down the road. Come back her you Irish idiot, or I will make sure you never drive this s##t heap of a car again. "Ok den what you gonna do to stop me den"

By this time the policeman was so riled that he said " Right I am going to drawer a circle on the ground in chalk , and if you move out of this circle I am going to whack you with this here baseball bat" "dats fine by me ossifer" With that the Copper took a swipe at the car's front headlight and smashed it to smitherines. He turned and looked at the Irishman who was laughing his head off, this further incensed the poiceman who then took the baseball bat to his windscreen. Once more he turned round and the Irshman was in stitches, now really riled the copper beat six bells of s##t out of the offside of his car. Once more he turned round to see the Irishman laughing so much that he had tears rolling down his face.

"What the ###### is so funny about me smashing your car to bits you dumb f##k." shouted the Policeman.

"Well Oshifer " "it's like diss so it is" said the Irishman doubled up with pain from laughing " every time you start to thumping seven bells of s##t out of my car I jumps out the circle and you don't see me"