What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Wales?

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Welsh sheppard counting his sheep...

One...

Two...

oh 'ello darlin

What do you call a welsh man who looks after sheep?

A pimp

What do you call a welsh man who looks after sheep?

A pimp

Thought that was what a kiwi with a sheep under each arm was called

Talking of Welshmen:

Met this Welshman one day, he said his name was Dai. I asked "Dai what? Every Dai I know has a nickname"

He said, "well, I was a butcher for 4 years and no-one referred to me as Dai the meat. I was a miner for 3 years and no-one called me Dai the coal. A steelworker for 5 years and never called Dai the steel.

I only shagged a sheep once!"

Talking of Welshmen:

Met this Welshman one day, he said his name was Dai. I asked "Dai what? Every Dai I know has a nickname"

He said, "well, I was a butcher for 4 years and no-one referred to me as Dai the meat. I was a miner for 3 years and no-one called me Dai the coal. A steelworker for 5 years and never called Dai the steel.

I only shagged a sheep once!"

once is enough to settle the nickname on you for life

Yes , Dr Pat only forgot to shower once

What do you call a welsh man who looks after sheep?

A pimp

Thought that was what a kiwi with a sheep under each arm was called

What's the definition of a bigamist ?

A Kiwi with a sheep under each arm.

The welsh word for harem is flock