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Covid-19: "Bangkok is not shutdown" says DPM as he gives language lesson

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2 hours ago, legend49 said:

Problem is there are about 5 Deputy PMs one for each party in the coalition. Are they all singing from the same hymn sheet?

Just like the DPMs, that's how we know god is male not female, because we sing hymns, not hers.

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  • colinneil
    colinneil

    Closed/ shutdown, what does it matter, choose what ever words you want... that aint gonna stop the spread of the virus.

  • RichardColeman
    RichardColeman

    Looks like he's been dressed by Del Boy

  • colinneil
    colinneil

    Self imposed lock down, when my wife gets home, neither of us will be going out for several days. She had to go to school this morning sort a few things out. On her way home she will get me

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2 hours ago, Justgrazing said:

Yea keep your head down Col' 'till this blows over .. and if you need the grass at you're place cut or the garden tidied up I'll send a lawn mower over .. 

 

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That's a waste of a perfectly good, pretty looking sheep. ????

2 hours ago, Justgrazing said:

Yea keep your head down Col' 'till this blows over .. and if you need the grass at you're place cut or the garden tidied up I'll send a lawn mower over .. 

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Does it come with a bottle of mint sauce?

(or would that be classed as 'sheep worrying'?)

By closing the bars all they have done is make the restaurants serving alcohol have a higher density of bodies. I have seen it today already

The exact reverse of what they should be doing

15 minutes ago, thequietman said:

That's a waste of a perfectly good, pretty looking sheep. ????

 

12 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

Does it come with a bottle of mint sauce?

Best lawn mower you'll ever get .. Fully autonomous , don't need no petrol or 2 stroke oil .. Only downside sometimes is the packages of Pony they tend to drop while at work .. But hey you can't have it all ways .. 

1 minute ago, Justgrazing said:

 

Best lawn mower you'll ever get .. Fully autonomous , don't need no petrol or 2 stroke oil .. Only downside sometimes is the packages of Pony they tend to drop while at work .. But hey you can't have it all ways .. 

Good for a <deleted> too, if you can find a good looking one. ????

8 minutes ago, thequietman said:

Good for a <deleted> too, if you can find a good looking one. ????

I always heard it's better to get them on the edge of a cliff, as then they push back more.

4 hours ago, colinneil said:

Self imposed lock down, when my wife gets home, neither of us will be going out for several days.

She had to go to school this morning sort a few things out.

On her way home she will get me a few loaves of bread, everything else we have plenty.

Nobody will get in the gate, good excuse to keep the outlaws away.:cheesy:????

good for you, keep up the good spirits  ✌️✌️✌️

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bluesofa and thequietman are definitely from New Zealand because they know all about sheep f. 5555555

4 minutes ago, Russell17au said:

bluesofa and thequietman are definitely from New Zealand because they know all about sheep f. 5555555

I resemble that remark.

13 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

I resemble that remark.

What one the sheep or the ram

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12 minutes ago, Russell17au said:
26 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

I resemble that remark.

What one the sheep or the ram

I'm a giver, not a taker.

Mind you no chance of any baaa's being open in Pattaya now.

5 hours ago, colinneil said:

Self imposed lock down, when my wife gets home, neither of us will be going out for several days.

She had to go to school this morning sort a few things out.

On her way home she will get me a few loaves of bread, everything else we have plenty.

Nobody will get in the gate, good excuse to keep the outlaws away.:cheesy:????

When they know you've got food they'll be round like Bombay Sh&^% Hawks .........Oooh you velly good man...... 

4 minutes ago, SupermarineS6B said:

When they know you've got food they'll be round like Bombay Sh&^% Hawks .........Oooh you velly good man...... 

'like Bombay Sh&^% Hawks' I like them too, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

Just another politician who has no idea of the situation. He is not alone as many countries are in the same position.

It reinforces my opinion the the Thai language is very imprecise. This maybe why we hear politicians saying one thing then when it blows up in their face, explaining that they did not mean that. But perhaps they did mean that and due to the lack of clarity in the language have an escape route to avoid loss of face.

9 minutes ago, Gandtee said:

It reinforces my opinion the the Thai language is very imprecise.

As far as languages go, it’s the “missing link”.

9 hours ago, ThailandRyan said:

I do not need a semantics lesson from you Baerboxer.  Nowhere in my post did I say a complete shutdown of Bangkok.  I listed what was temporarily closed or SHUTDOWN for 14 days and that's what is shutdown. In your view Temporarily Closed is not Shutdown. Are they open for business, have they the means to be operational, are they making money, no they are Shut for business at the direction of the government, so they are SHUTDOWN.  I suggest you learn to look at the big picture sir.

The big picture is that nothing is shut down except most things for 14 days and then extended indefinitely.

Run the risk of being locked up for spreading fake news ????????‍♂️

He looks fetching in pink, with the ineffective mask as an accessory

 

16 hours ago, emptypockets said:

The big picture is that nothing is shut down except most things for 14 days and then extended indefinitely.

continue to dream on empty pockets...tell me again in a week or so.......

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