Website for cash handouts 'can process 3.48m transactions a minute'

[ThreeEyedRaven]

Just now, Yinn said:

68 Million!

Maybe why it crash before. Can only do 3.48 million.

Per minute was I believe the claim, so thankfully then, the whole backlog of 60+ million applying simultaneously can be solved in about 20 minutes.

Unless of course you are trying to support something without any foundation?

[madmitch]

54 minutes ago, cornishcarlos said:

This thread has cheered me up no end !!

Thank you Thailand 4.0

No, Thailand 3.48

[lamyai3]

4 hours ago, Jonathan Fairfield said:

The registration will open from Saturday (March 28), 6pm.

They should have waited till midweek for a more auspicious date, like they did with the 90 day online report system which was rolled out seamlessly on April Fool's day 

[dinsdale]

3,480,001. Complete system crash.

[Isaanbiker]

1 hour ago, Yinn said:

68 million! 

Maybe why it crash before. Can only do 3.48 million.

3,48 million per minute. I truly hope that your PC won't crash. 

 

Please inform all the folks in the village that they get their cash. We've just informed them in the village.

 

   It will be a dry time,,,,,,,,,

Edited March 28, 2020 by Isaanbiker

[Antonymous]

With so much money on offer (15,000 baht) it won't surprise me if the entire population of working age ends up applying. Most won't have understood the qualifying criteria and some won't care anyway - "worth a shot".

 

Maybe 40 million applicants eventually. Hmm, the fines for false claims may outweigh the handouts.

[Chazar]

11 hours ago, Crossy said:

I found an online image of the server.

 

no  good  its not BASIC ULTRA

[Crossy]

Warning Will Robinson, warning!!

 

There are already a lot of phishing sites with very similar URLs, this is in Thai but worth your other halves looking at https://droidsans.com/fake-covid-relief-5000-baht-web-phishing/

 

 

[kickstart]

So ,something in Thailand does work ,wifes daughter said said this morning ,20 million  people have so far registered ,all 5 of the wife family have been successful .

For some reason, one of the family has used my phone number for registration ,I got an SMS ,with a link to a government website ,and would you believe it a link to a Facebook sight .

As I see it that is the easy bit who is going to sort out the genuine claminents from the lets give it a go  brigade,  or somewhere is someone just going to hit an "Enter" button and every man ,and his dog will get the money ,an interesting few days coming up .

[Greenhill]

19 hours ago, Solidpoo said:

Can't get in, anyone has any luck ? 

 

Failure at 1st launch. Amazing.

Do you qualify??

[natway09]

I know of 6 separate staff successfully negotiated last night (notwithout frustrations

but done

[ReLo]

is it true that its difficult to get for poor Thai ? Stupid useless usual paperwork needed ?

 

[JimHuaHin]

I heard on the BBC News about 2 hours ago that the system has already crashed.

 

Thai efficiency making international headlines again.

[Thailand]

From what gather a fair number have got to the point where the system has confirmed that their application has been received.

 

Have any received confirmation that they qualify to be paid 3 x 5000 baht?

[talahtnut]

On 3/28/2020 at 4:15 PM, Jonathan Fairfield said:

"Rao Mai Ting Kan" is a registration channel for people affected by the Covid-19 situation

'We no tin can' ? <deleted>.

[The Old Bull]

Everybody I know that had applied has been turned down. It would be easy to write the code if all you had to say was NO to everyone

[BobinBKK]

On 3/28/2020 at 4:39 PM, rabas said:

After 20 years, Immigration software is still barely functional. Doesn't have a clue what my new passport number is 3 years after renewal.

 

Now they will trust artificial intelligence to correctly identify 3 million unregistered people per minute?

 

I want to try!

 

Are we talking about real "Artificial Intelligence" developed by IBM and Microsoft or the Thai version?