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Pubs, bars may open on July 1 if they follow 22 iron-clad rules


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Like or not they know they'll have no choice but to open bars and pubs, if they don't they can forget

about tourists to turn up.

 

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15 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

• No service personnel or public relations representatives are allowed to sit with customers.

And still the need to ask...

 

15 hours ago, SidJames said:

Any clues to when the clubs & gogos can open?

 

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2 hours ago, ChipButty said:

Just go to makro buy yourself a case of Chang 790 baht for 12 bottles and sit by the pool turn the music on and get your wife or gig to dance around the pool serving your beer, save yourself a fortune 

The problem with this calculation is that the dancing wife or gig costs extra. In respect of a wife - you might not save a fortune but it could cost you a fortune. 

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3 minutes ago, Oldie said:
2 hours ago, ChipButty said:

Just go to makro buy yourself a case of Chang 790 baht for 12 bottles and sit by the pool turn the music on and get your wife or gig to dance around the pool serving your beer, save yourself a fortune 

The problem with this calculation is that the dancing wife or gig costs extra. In respect of a wife - you might not save a fortune but it could cost you a fortune. 

Only if she finds out about the gig...

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10 minutes ago, Magenta408 said:

Turning pubs into hospital wards - managed hospital wards. 

Great idea. Turn pubs into hospital wards, then you could give the patrons boose by IV. They could still ring the bell and everyone would get an extra shot. They are all sick anyway so why not?

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Ah, I see the rise of Western-style "table dancing" where a selected girl brings a portable platform and sets it up 6' from you and gives you a 'personal dance' for closer inspection. This would run you $10-$20 per dance at the time. Any touching would result in a beating and being tossed. Soooo much fun!

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3 minutes ago, Mac98 said:

Ah, I see the rise of Western-style "table dancing" where a selected girl brings a portable platform and sets it up 6' from you and gives you a 'personal dance' for closer inspection. This would run you $10-$20 per dance at the time. Any touching would result in a beating and being tossed. Soooo much fun!

Depends on who is doing the beating, I suppose.

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Rule 23, ignore rules 1-22 as quickly as possible. We've been locked away to long and forgotten Thai's willingness to totally disregard anything the laws and regulations stipulate.  Of the 100,000 bars and clubs, 98,000 would be almost soley for Thai patrons, there's zero chance these rules will be followed across the country. Pattaya, Phuket, Bangkok maybe a few days at best while the BIB get the cash reserves up.

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15 hours ago, DrJack54 said:

You surely must be one of most boring posters on TVF. Most guys living here are not hoping for bars to open to find wife. If your looking use dating app.

Personally I'm looking forward to places like Night train market open up. 90% Thai folk in the bars. Open air good food and very chilled. Maybe one arvo drop into stumble Inn Soi 4 for chill and maybe chat to random punter. Go Australia bar Soi 11 watch some sport.

I notice your posts every day and you lower the bar. 

Well said mate!!

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