........ as reported by Thai Rath, the ever hopeful Yutthasak Suphasorn said ...... something again. 

 

What would TAT as well as all those other circuses they run in the Land be ....... without their ever hopeful executives; thank you for today's contribution of entertainment ???? 

22 hours ago, webfact said:

The best: Mass foreign visitor tourism will be up and running by April.

 

5 hours ago, PhonThong said:

Where do they get these facts? 

They make them up

22 hours ago, Bluetongue said:

As expected, I'm laughing

I only clicked on this story for the laugh, thanks TAT keep 'em coming.

4 hours ago, ChakaKhan said:

here hoping they legalize sex to get tourists back as well!

After 25 years here it's never been a problem

you have got to let them in first.

Just now, nursebob said:

you have got to let them in first.

Nah, the 1.5 Trillion is just for the VISAs and entry permissions.

2 minutes ago, ChipButty said:

4 hours ago, ChakaKhan said:

here hoping they legalize sex to get tourists back as well!

After 25 years here it's never been a problem

I have never paid for sex, only ever paid a girl to leave my room. 

It's nice of TAT to provide a little mindless humour in the midst of a serious situation.  I think Benny Hill and John Cleese must be writing their lines.

.    Plonkers!

Hard to tell the difference between incompetence & hypocrisy.

So we go from "Three Stooges" to one...

Somebody please escort this clown towards his medicine cabinet

15 hours ago, Grumpy John said:

You presume correct!   So whats the story with 34014?  She ain't on the restoration list or operational according to Wikipedia???

Sadly scrapped back in the 60's !

Delusional

I love these.  Billy Connolly couldn't come up with better.  ????

19 hours ago, Grumpy John said:

"In Thailand, they just think it up while having a morning dump."  And yet 9 out of 10 decisions I have made under the same circumstances have turned out great!  I guess it matters how much effort you put in to get the job done! 

Tomorrow morning, while having a hot, steaming dump, let us know the lottery numbers!

It is of course possible though not under the current entry restrictions nor the current state of the country's tourist infrastructure offering.

I predict their foreign tourist income in 2021 will be trivial. 

I can Just hear Martin Luther King saying " I had a dream last night".

22 hours ago, oldhippy said:

So TAT is not the only one to make numbers up?

Was at 70-75 for a long time 'back in the day'. Best I've seen is in the 90s to 1GBP, albeit in the 90s during the silliness. 

17 hours ago, brianthainess said:

I have never paid for sex, only ever paid a girl to leave my room. 

Confirmed I had one refuse to leave..had to get my thai buddy to help me get rid of her....true story

Wouldn't it be nice if the TAT actually published figures of how many foreign tourists are in Thailand NOW, so people can see the base they are starting from?

Stupid of me, I know. They'd probably fiddle those figures as well.

I was not aware Thai forests produce hallucinogenic mushrooms as well.

2 hours ago, daveAustin said:

Was at 70-75 for a long time 'back in the day'. Best I've seen is in the 90s to 1GBP, albeit in the 90s during the silliness. 

I was talking about the future.

The Thai economy is indeed in trouble, but so are the economies in Farangland.

A lot of wishfull thinking on TVForum!

simple TAT are the biggist tourist mafia in the world but Thailand its a competitive and chalenging country to conduct any business

Two problems with that..

I aint got 1.5 trills in the bank, and I aint going back to anti farang Thailand.

It looks like the ear medicine is making a comeback! 

He is telling his bosses what they want to hear.  Unfortunately they are all too stupid to see that he is talking nonsense.  No point in trying to show he is wrong, he will not believe it.

It seems to be a spokesperson for TAT you need to fail a drug test.

On 10/14/2020 at 10:00 AM, ChipButty said:

This is no laughing matter

 

    For me , i am on You Tube , watching rising damp , and porridge ..

     Far more interesting than Thai politics ...