God almighty why don’t they just SHUT UP!

Syntax error due to poor English. He means million!

Pass that man the mirror and a few more lines!

Finally ... TAT have totally lost the plot

Another TAT statement for today

" Phaarp "

8 minutes ago, Cake Monster said:

Another TAT statement for today

" Phaarp "

Daily entertainment for the expat community.  I just can not get myself to wake up from this fantasticly funny dream I am living inside of. The dream called Thailand.  I thought I saw the keystone cops go running by a minute ago chasing the three stooges and laurel and hardy.

Edited October 14, 20205 yr by ThailandRyan

5 hours ago, webfact said:

TAT: tourists to spend 1.5 TRILLION

because the TAT says so.

????????????????...Who said what??!! Oh not that lot again...????????????

Quick, where is my violin & white hat

6 hours ago, webfact said:

And the tourism council of Thailand chief was reported today as saying that Thai domestic tourism has, so far at least, proved to be well short of expectations. 

Expect the same at year end 2021.

3 hours ago, Justgrazing said:

Whilst we all have a laugh and stick the boot into their clownery .. the months are slipping past now and people outside of their brain waves of delusion are starting to suffer judging by the volume of please help emails arriving lately ..  

I'm glad you received my emails, I was worried they hadn't been delivered.

6 hours ago, webfact said:

1.5 trillion

That's just from 1 Phuket taxi ride and 1 Jet Ski scam. 

6 hours ago, teacherclaire said:

Don't worry, he's always bad in mathematics before. 

Looks like the unelected "PM" has passed out a brown envelope.

I wonder if the head of T.A.T.'s office is next door to Anutin's office? He must have got hold of some of Anutin's Cannabis samples and taken a whole bottle to have come up with that fanciful tale of riches for the tourism sector next year.... 

8 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

I'm glad you received my emails, I was worried they hadn't been delivered.

Yea but they included a pic' .. an' if I'm honest they don't look blue or sofa like to me .. leading me to conclude your emails are trying to sucker me in .. unlike the poor sick buffalo's ..

but this is serious stuff now .. they carry on fiddling while Rome carries on burning despite the porkie pie in the sky claims about next year .. and tomorrow there will be another bonkers headline or scheme to perpetuate the self delusion .. 

 

1 minute ago, Justgrazing said:

Yea but they included a pic' .. an' if I'm honest they don't look blue or sofa like to me .. leading me to conclude your emails are trying to sucker me in .. unlike the poor sick buffalo's ..

but this is serious stuff now .. they carry on fiddling while Rome carries on burning despite the porkie pie in the sky claims about next year .. and tomorrow there will be another bonkers headline or scheme to perpetuate the self delusion ..

'if I'm honest they don't look blue or sofa like to me'   If you can't work them out I can see why you failed your exam in basic perversion.

This is surely the gold medal winner by a mile ! 
Utterly deluded , I would bet my life thailand isn’t even in the top 15 tourist countries in 2021 !! ????

7 hours ago, webfact said:

The chief of the Tourism Authority of Thailand has revealed his organization's master plan and predictions for tourism in 2021.

 

Huh? 

I want some of what he's on. 

7 hours ago, webfact said:

TAT: We'll be top five tourism revenue earners in the WORLD in 2021 - tourists to spend 1.5 TRILLION

What drugs is he taking ? Please get him off them He's Frying his Brains.

$##t I've just knocked my beer over laughing so much

Do you think he said this to wind up TV participants?.....or am I crediting him with too much intelligence?

6 minutes ago, Suua said:

Do you think he said this to wind up TV participants?.....or am I crediting him with too much intelligence?

I often think they do it just to wind us up. 

Hilarious!  It's like a child coming home after playing talking about how they built a spaceship and are going to the moon tomorrow.  

Thailand should be very happy if there is ANY tourism in 2021.  

Where do we report Thai Visa and TAT for spreading Fake news. I hear the dept of Fake news is currently chasing the cell phone to close to the head when sleeping gives you cancer at the moment, I am sure they can get their teeth into this one too.

I guess his income depends on the expected guests.

1 hour ago, possum1931 said:

Looks like the unelected "PM" has passed out a brown envelope.

looks more like he has passed the bong for another round to his ministers.

I've read some funny stuff on here but this article tops the list

The daily evidence that there idiots only in the tourism ministry. For the last 50 year tourism was a self-runner. What we read now every day since month is the full thai toursim adminsitration competence. A new day, a new super, master plan. Cant await till next day.

Edited October 14, 20205 yr by FarangJon