A. BOOZER Posted June 16, 2004 Share Posted June 16, 2004 Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a freight train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat. Now he's president of the United States." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Post this one in the bear pit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfwbkk Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 Good one! /// DFW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatter than harry Posted June 17, 2004 Share Posted June 17, 2004 A woman comes back from a visit to the doctor and says to her husband: "The doctor says I've got the tits and arse of a 16 year old". Her husband replies: "What did he say about your 40-year-old c*nt?" Wife: "Oh, he didn't mention you..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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