Jockstar Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 >>You know you are a true Scot if........... >>1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, >>Milngavie,Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. >>2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie. >>3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day. >>4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert. >>5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink. >>6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories -pure class! >>7. Ye measure distance in minutes. >>8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in >>yer ain family. >>9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean. >>10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds. >>11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it. >>12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day >>date >>13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the >>Church/Chapel. >>14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n >>chips,irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop. >>15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it. >>16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure. >>17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums. >>18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals. >>19. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words; >> >>how's it hingin >>clatty >>boggin >>cludgie >>pished >>get it up ye >>wee beasties >>erse bandit >>amurny >>away an bile yer heid >>peely-wally >>humphey backit >>baw bag >>dubble nugget >>And finally...... >>A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butcher shop, where the butcher has just >>came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his erse >>aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then >>asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?" "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist >>ma haun's ah'm heatin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 I am not a Scot, I'm Irish (I suppose we're all Celts) and I understrand all of it! Well done, very funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Well, my grandfather was not Scottish but he could swear for 10 minutes without saying the same word twice. I always thought that was quite an accomplishment But then, my mother's side is Scottish, so maybe that explains it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rykbanlor Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 A lass in a bakers in Aberdeen asks; " Is that a cake or a meringue " ( or am I wrang ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 A lass in a bakers in Aberdeen asks; " Is that a cake or a meringue " ( or am I wrang ). Oh you ruined it! It should have read - A lass in a bakers in Aberdeen asks; " Is that a cake or a meringue" to which the baker replies - "No, you're right, it's a cake!" Boom boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rykbanlor Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 whoops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eek Posted May 19, 2007 Share Posted May 19, 2007 (edited) AHAHA love it. Brings back some childhood memories " ... and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals" too right! Edited May 19, 2007 by eek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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