You know you're old when..............

[olfu]

Your relatives start asking if you have a will.

[StreetCowboy]

... farting if frightening, not funny.

[billd766]

2 hours ago, nikmar said:

When you begin a sentence with "When i was your age ................."

You should appreciate this song.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnAF2o5y63w

 

[KeeTua]

A checker at the store, young super cute blonde with a great smile is really checking you out. She looks down at the cash register for a moment then looks up checking you out some more smiling beautifully the whole time. Thinking this can't really be happening while trying to suck in your gut she finally tells you that if you're over 60 you can get a senior discount. True story and I was only about 50 at the time.

[HeijoshinCool]

6 hours ago, pgrahmm said:

You've read GammaGlobulin's latest post....

.

 

Well, you might not be old when you start reading, but sure as he11 will be by the time you finish.....

[Whale]

1 hour ago, Daffy D said:

I realized I had got old when I saw myself on the car dashcam

That one gets me, if I look in the mirror I see someone quite youthful and a bit hard. When someone shows me a photo of myself I think "feeeck what happened to me?"

[olfu]

You realize you're old when you double-check your age with somebody.

[Whale]

Another one is the local 7/11 they all know me and call me grandad! Cheeky whipper snappers.

[Moonlover]

4 minutes ago, Whale said:

That one gets me, if I look in the mirror I see someone quite youthful and a bit hard. When someone shows me a photo of myself I think "feeeck what happened to me?"

I went to get some new photos for immigration. I was so shocked at what I received I dumped them and found some old ones in my rummage drawer.

 

The IO never noticed. (well he wouldn't would he. I was wearing a mask, he he)

Edited September 15, 2021 by Moonlover

[Moonlover]

I sometimes wonder what my wife really means when she says 'never mind dear, you're still a hansum man to me'.

[PJPom]

When a light bulb goes out in the ceiling light and you get a table and a chair on top, look at it and seriously wonder if you should. I have considered myself super fit for years but all of a sudden I have started considering the risks, I must be getting old !.

[HeijoshinCool]

.

 

I had a really good response and was about to post, but walked from the porch to the living room and now I forget what it was....

[Moonlover]

16 minutes ago, PJPom said:

When a light bulb goes out in the ceiling light and you get a table and a chair on top, look at it and seriously wonder if you should. I have considered myself super fit for years but all of a sudden I have started considering the risks, I must be getting old !.

No, you're getting sensible.

[sipi]

When you bend down to pick something up and you think "what else can I do while I'm down here?"

[ProbPossConf]

"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down."

I forget where I read this.

[mfd101]

45 minutes ago, Moonlover said:

I went to get some new photos for immigration. I was so shocked at what I received I dumped them and found some old ones in my rummage drawer.

 

The IO never noticed. (well he wouldn't would he. I was wearing a mask, he he)

I keep using up my years-old photos for Immigration not because I'm getting older but because I hate to waste anything. Which is probably a sign of someone born before about 1970.

[Gottfrid]

When you go out of bed and your knees sound like they need oil.

[a3tsw]

When you hunt high and low for your specs , only to find them sometime later perched on top of your head , or worse still , that you are wearing them.

I used to ask the mrs. , have you seen my specs?  and she would just say no or do the hot/cold thing and have me spinning round in circles.

[swissie]

When you start telling everybody that things were better 50 years ago. Only to realise (to your own astonishement) that most things of importance were actually better 50 years ago.

[bkk6060]

Maybe so fat and drunk impotent and out of shape people feel old at 63.

Jeez, 63 is not old.  I am older and in maybe the best shape of my life.  Frequent golf and girls and other activities.

A lot of it is in a persons mind.  Hoping for some sympathy I guess saying or thinking they are old.

Maybe turn on the light and change your attitude.

Edited September 15, 2021 by bkk6060

[bobandyson]

You know you're old when you're eligible to make a comment on here.

[bobandyson]

8 hours ago, Tropicalevo said:

When you write a shopping list for just three items (bad memory) and then you get to the shop and cannot read the craapppy writing.

Or worse. . . . .you've left the note on the kitchen table at home.

[bobandyson]

7 hours ago, nikmar said:

When you begin a sentence with "When i was your age ................."

Or 'I remember when. . . . . (usually about something pre-decimalisation).

 

6 hours ago, Daffy D said:

If you really want to know how old you appear to the outside world watch yourself on film 

I made some home-made porn when I was around 40 and looking back on them at 62 and seeing myself from a different perspective. . . . . it made me look better hung than I actually was or now am. ????

[bobandyson]

4 hours ago, PJPom said:

When a light bulb goes out in the ceiling light and you get a table and a chair on top, look at it and seriously wonder if you should. I have considered myself super fit for years but all of a sudden I have started considering the risks, I must be getting old !.

When consider you're too old to be doing household chores but you always consider yourself still young enough for a bit of 'rumpy-pumpy'. ???? 

[bobandyson]

I think one sign that I was getting old was when I was in KFC a few years back and a young girl behind the counter had a name tag with 'Tarinee' on it. Pointing to the tag, I mentioned to the girl that my wife's name was also Tarinee. She looked puzzled for a few seconds and pointed out that the tag actually said 'Trainee'. Duh!! ????

[starky]

6 hours ago, bkk6060 said:

Maybe so fat and drunk impotent and out of shape people feel old at 63.

Jeez, 63 is not old.  I am older and in maybe the best shape of my life.  Frequent golf and girls and other activities.

A lot of it is in a persons mind.  Hoping for some sympathy I guess saying or thinking they are old.

Maybe turn on the light and change your attitude.

Delusional. Stallone is probably one of the fittest men for his age. But he is old and so are you.  If  your within x number of years or OLDER than the average life expectancy of course your old. What do you consider yourself to be? Young? ????????????????????.

   I remember my pop telling me the problem is your mind never really ages and for some it gets stuck in some place in your life when you were killing it. Ask a 20 or 30 or even a fixing 40 year old f f s if 63 is old, that's if you can accept the truth. Your confusing reality with perception of course you can feel good and be a fully functional near athlete at 63 but your still old.

  Im creeping up on 50 champ and I'm super fit super active and still work 12 hour days in heavy industry I do however have no delusions about being young.

Edited September 16, 2021 by starky

[blazes]

when even 100mg of Viagra will not do it any more.....

 

 

[Asquith Production]

When your back goes out more than you do.

[BTB1977]

When you've out lived your penis 

[kwak250]

When you look everywhere for your car keys and find them in the fridge.