kwak250 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 When you make a cup of coffee but end up pouring boiling water in the Jam jar by mistake 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chicowoodduck Posted September 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 16, 2021 You are an old fart and still think you are the sexy man......and, when you bend over to cut a big fart and <deleted> in your pants.....and you are BALD on top but still think it is cool to have a ponytail.....???????? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Asquith Production Posted September 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 16, 2021 An elderly guy once said to me. When you start to age the best advice I can give you is to never trust a fart and never waste an erection 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tracyb Posted September 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 16, 2021 When you start saying, “Seventy if the new fifty!” 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 (edited) 20 hours ago, KarenBravo said: Add your own tongue-in-cheek observation. When it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night. When you touch cloth after breaking wind. When you look in the mirror and see your dad. Edited September 16, 2021 by hotchilli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post hotchilli Posted September 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 16, 2021 16 hours ago, kiteman9 said: Your short time honey asks, you ok, after you cum. Or she asks you if you're in yet. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TKDfella Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 When you remember (important) events in your life and realise they happened a loooong time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pravda Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 When you see a guy with a hot girl and thing...man that guy is old and ugly and then you realize.....you're older and uglier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CharlieH Posted September 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 16, 2021 When you start paying people to do what you woukd have once did yourself. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tropposurfer Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 17 hours ago, toofarnorth said: Kenny Everett once said ' When it takes you all night to do once what you once did all night '. More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. When you know who Kenny Everett was. (I miss his amazing humour mak mak) When every sit-up and press-up is vital. when I stopped playing chasing's with my dogs on the beach When I stop throwing the dogs favourite fetch-balls and start using a ball-woomera When I wake up next to a beautiful women and want to swim and do yoga instead of the horizontal mamba When I started eating lots more vegetarian food. When afternoon naps became a regular thing When getting in the ring for half a dozen rounds turned into 3 rounds. When I started getting someone to clean my house When I knew I couldn't fly economy anymore When it took me 30 seconds to scroll to find my birth year on those d.mn.d auto-select calendars When I learned I had to replace both my hips 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 23 minutes ago, CharlieH said: When you start paying people to do what you woukd have once did yourself. DIY was always OK, but occasionally it is good to hire an an expert! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 13 hours ago, olfu said: You realize you're old when you double-check your age with somebody. A Thai chap a couple of weeks ago where I go for a coffee asked how old I was , I said 73 then after counting the years from 1947 I realised my mistake and said 74 .Nice chap though , he thought I was about 65. He then said most Thais can't ride a bike at 74. I thought most can't ride a bike properly but i kept quiet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisKC Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 When the first two items on you shopping list are: The Pampers The anti-fungal cream If you are a woman: Go every week to have your roots done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post actonion Posted September 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 16, 2021 When your Thai wife says. lets go upstairs and have sex .. And you say " I can't do both" 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky dog Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 When you eat your desert first. my dad just pasted away at 94 and had a girlfriend and they had sex twice a week. my hero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will B Good Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 When you have to have plan for putting your socks on. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will B Good Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 1 hour ago, VocalNeal said: DIY was always OK, but occasionally it is good to hire an an expert! Is this rude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanng khao Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 When you have to put it in soft, then let it go hard. . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, Will B Good said: Is this rude? "Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbko Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 When your idea of a leg exercise is just standing up. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saltire Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 (edited) When the masseuse asks you to 'turn over' and it takes you 5 minutes to do so. When you see a video of you drunken dad dancing and it looks like it's been shot in slow motion, when at the time you felt like John Travolta. When you pack 7 pairs of underpants for a weekend break.. When you dress at the speed of a sloth crossing the highway. Edited September 16, 2021 by Saltire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surasak Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 20 hours ago, Will B Good said: 5555.......At that stage now.....65 and never been fitter I hope you feel the same way in 15 years time???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will B Good Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Just now, Surasak said: I hope you feel the same way in 15 years time???? Fat chance........think I will keep this routine going for a few more years then gently go to seed....555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Saltire Posted September 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 16, 2021 I know I am old(er) at 66 now but it seems not everyone does. True story from yesterday. Went with the wife to the vaccine day at the village hall, quite busy when we arrived about 200 waiting. Wife headed to the blood pressure table with me asking me to sit down. This was greeted with two Thai ladies jumping up and quite angrilly shouting, "wait! they are starting with old people first! 60 Up" Wife: He is old! Ladies: How old? Wife: 66 Ladies: Don't believe you. Had to show my passport before they took my blood pressure. Oh how everyone laughed. Made my day. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superal Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 when your sandals and socks are frowned upon when having gone to town or a bar you realise you left your teeth in the bathroom when you forgot where you hid your viagra when you forget all of your passwords Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Fairynuff Posted September 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted September 16, 2021 21 hours ago, Will B Good said: 5555.......At that stage now.....65 and never been fitter You must’ve been in a terrible state in your 30s then ???? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harveyboy Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 17 hours ago, starky said: Got news for you 63 is ooooooold. Sugar coat it however you want come up with whatever makes you feel good bit 63 is fxxxng ancient . Sorry. bah 63 just beginning life 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billd766 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 15 hours ago, PJPom said: When a light bulb goes out in the ceiling light and you get a table and a chair on top, look at it and seriously wonder if you should. I have considered myself super fit for years but all of a sudden I have started considering the risks, I must be getting old !. I can climb 2 steps of a ladder easily but I won't go much higher unless there is somebody else (younger) who can do the job for me. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarenBravo Posted September 16, 2021 Author Share Posted September 16, 2021 21 hours ago, Will B Good said: 5555.......At that stage now.....65 and never been fitter That maybe so, but, it's your innards that kill you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will B Good Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Just now, KarenBravo said: That maybe so, but, it's your innards that kill you. True.------not long had a complicated biopsy!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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