You know you're old when..............

[KarenBravo]

You start saying things like "I'm 63 years young".

 

You claim that "age is just a number" when asked about your 'too young' girlfriend.

 

You hate being called Papa, or Loong (uncle) by most Thais.

 

When you get together with your mates and all discuss their health problems and what the doctor says about them.

 

When stating your age on a multiple choice box to tick, you move from the 50-59 group, to the very last group 60+.

 

When you seem to know more people that are dead than are still alive.

 

When someone gives their seat to you (applicable anywhere).

 

 

Add your own tongue-in-cheek observation.

[Whale]

Either the gear stops working or the drive goes.

 

Every time you have a sudden ache or pain you think "this is it!"

 

You don't need anything (shopping) anymore

 

The hair on your eyebrows is longer than the hair on your head

 

You go to the 7/11 in your pyjamas and don't give a fccck

 

You consider all youngsters as total prats 

 

 

 

[toofarnorth]

Sitting at a bar and someone says  so if need be you can lip read   WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER DRINK ?

With about 1/2 second between each word.

[2long]

When you click on threads like this... ????????????

[pgrahmm]

You've read GammaGlobulin's latest post....

[pgrahmm]

You can remember hearing this song.....

[CharlieH]

Looking at young pretty girls and you align with the dog chasing a bus !

What the hell you gonna do when you catch it ! nothing !

 

Resigned to the Ferrari syndrome, admire its lines  but know you aint never gonna ride in it !

 

????

[Will B Good]

When you have to scroll down for more than 20 seconds to eventually find the year you were born on a web site form.

[CharlieH]

Women become akin to Onions, start peeling the layers  off and all ya gonna do is CRY !

[KarenBravo]

After a lifetime of excess, suddenly, your health becomes important to you.

[Will B Good]

1 minute ago, KarenBravo said:

After a lifetime of excess, suddenly, your health becomes important to you.

5555.......At that stage now.....65 and never been fitter

[lanng khao]

When 5 times s night now is the amount of times you go the toilet..

[OneeyedJohn]

Will my pets outlive me?

 

[Jai Dee]

Your knees buckle and your belt won't.

[jvs]

When you don't buy green bananas any more?

[Moonlover]

When you're tempted to trade in your motorcycle for an invalid carriage.

[KarenBravo]

When you start wondering how much a stair-lift will cost.

[cmarshall]

As Cary Grant once said, "When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you are."

[toofarnorth]

Kenny Everett once said ' When it takes you all night to do once what you once did all night '.

 

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it.

[toofarnorth]

10 minutes ago, KarenBravo said:

When you start wondering how much a stair-lift will cost.

And then you need a tape recorder to remind you what you went up the stair lift for.

[KarenBravo]

When you make a conscious effort to look younger. Hair dye, white trousers, loud shirts and a new found love for moisterizer.

[Moonlover]

When you start to write a reminder note to yourself and forget what the topic is.

[kiteman9]

Your short time honey asks, you ok, after you cum.

[Tropicalevo]

When you write a shopping list for just three items (bad memory) and then you get to the shop and cannot read the craapppy writing.

[OneeyedJohn]

When you go to Makro some 20 kilometres away and arrive in the car park with some uniformed idiot blowing a whistle every time he sees a moving vehicle, and you just turn around and go home.

 

It's especially painful when you are on a bike like me.

 

 

 

Edited September 15, 2021 by OneeyedJohn

[KarenBravo]

1 hour ago, cmarshall said:

As Cary Grant once said, "When people tell you how young you look, they are telling you how old you are."

And Bette Davis once said "Old age is no place for sissies". 

[nikmar]

When you begin a sentence with "When i was your age ................."

[starky]

Got news for you 63 is ooooooold. Sugar coat it however you want come up with whatever makes you feel good bit 63 is fxxxng ancient . Sorry.

[Daffy D]

I realized I had got old when I saw myself on the car dashcam 

 

No kidding, I was doing some unloading from the back of the truck, the engine was still running so obviously was the rear dashcam.

 

Fairly regularly I check some of the dashcam files on the computer, just to see if it's all still working. As it happens one of the files I checked was of me working at the back and I hardly recognized myself. 

 

Not only the old look but more noticeably the old man movements. I know by looking in the mirror I had aged and my movements were a little slower and a little more unsteady but had not realized how much till I saw that footage.

 

If you really want to know how old you appear to the outside world watch yourself on film 

 

Or not 

 

[Will B Good]

1 minute ago, Daffy D said:

I realized I had got old when I saw myself on the car dashcam 

 

No kidding, I was doing some unloading from the back of the truck, the engine was still running so obviously was the rear dashcam.

 

Fairly regularly I check some of the dashcam files on the computer, just to see if it's all still working. As it happens one of the files I checked was of me working at the back and I hardly recognized myself. 

 

Not only the old look but more noticeably the old man movements. I know by looking in the mirror I had aged and my movements were a little slower and a little more unsteady but had not realized how much till I saw that footage.

 

If you really want to know how old you appear to the outside world watch yourself on film 

 

Or not 

 

Or not.

 

In a certain light, at the right angle I fancy my man-boobs look like pecs.