Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away

Have people to work with you, not for you.

Make the most of every moment of your life, this is not a dummy run.........My Dad (RIP Dad)

"If you always do, what you've always done, you'll always get, what you always got!

"So if what you are doing isn't working, DO SOMETHING ELSE!"

"If you always do, what you've always done, you'll always get, what you always got!

"So if what you are doing isn't working, DO SOMETHING ELSE!"

dont step on people on the way up the social ladder cos you may need them on the way down

we might have different ways of sh1tting, but we all have to sh1t just the same.

In other words, we might have different ways of expressing ourselves, of being, but we all want to be nonetheless.

Don't take shortcut's, If it;s something worth doing it's worth doping properly!!

no pun intended!!!! :D

Measure twice.....Cut once

Don't crap on your own doorstep

Don't crap on your own doorstep

Don't crap at all.

Dont always judge a person by there mistakes or ill doings: Look at the mistakes as well and why they happened, then you might discover a better person

Blind hen also find male(s)

"Don't pull anything in a fight that you wouldn't want stuffed up your arse".

Life is like a <deleted> sandwich, the more bread you have the less <deleted> you have to eat.

Pay yourself first, i.e. set aside the money you want to save at the beginning of the month after you get paid, rather than hope to save whatever is left at the end of the month.

Never lend money to family or friends.

You can wish in one hand, and shit in the other. See which one fills up first.

you can count your real friends on one hand.

you only need one house , one car and one boat - have fun with the rest of your money.

Be your own man!!

Soundman.

There are no pockets in your shroud.

You Play-You Pay

"You can take the girl out of Thailand, but..."

Never mind, you all know the rest of it.

Hope for the best , prepare for the worst.

A smile costs nothing.

Don't do today what you can get somebody else to do tomorrow.

Do your part to save the environment - "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".

* Cheryl Crow's recent bit of brilliant wisdom

Hope for the best , prepare for the worst.

A smile costs nothing.

Don't do today what you can get somebody else to do tomorrow.

My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire',

which is probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.

"Never give advice, the clever man does not need it and the foolish man wont take it."

life is a mystery to be enjoyed,not a problem to be solved.

deep man....deep.

another..."& take that f*cking dog with you!!!!!!!"

"You know the middle aged losers who pay for pussy, stay clear of them because they are just sad f***s" - a freind of mine who I met on my first trip to Thailand. To the point and as far as I can tell very accurate.

Don't get old.... but I didn't listen